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29-11-2009, 18:01 #1
Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
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29-11-2009, 18:04 #2Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
I WANT YOU MONTY...................YOU BIG HUNK OF MANLY LOVE.......................................
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29-11-2009, 18:04 #3Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Dear santa could i have Liz Vicious a hundred weight of laxatives and a glass table for being such a good boy this year
Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there
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29-11-2009, 18:05 #4Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
I'd love one of those tools mentioned on corry st for getting the weeds from between paving slabs... A Crack Hoe I think it's called
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I'm wicked and I'm Lazy!
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29-11-2009, 18:09 #5Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Dear Santa,
Can I please have a Cobb BBQ for the Bedford oh and a fit hunk to bang his brains out. In fact forget the fcuking BBQAnd hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.
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29-11-2009, 18:17 #6
Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Originally Posted by kazh
:D And I'll be dressed as Santa, boots, whip, reindeer..no no didn't mean reindeer. 
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Alternatively, put stacker1 on ignore.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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29-11-2009, 18:19 #7
Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Can do, but try Allbran, it curls out beautifully, rather than splattering. Originally Posted by joey_deacons_lad
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Alternatively, put stacker1 on ignore.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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29-11-2009, 18:27 #8
Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Originally Posted by jarrod248
I would urge you in the direction of Womb Poker, he's ready to be indoctrinated. But if you're not that desperate, see what your Fairy Godmother brings.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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29-11-2009, 18:27 #9
Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Sorry, shaky finger syndrome.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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29-11-2009, 18:31 #10
Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Try to be more specific re Crack.. and maybe it was Ho, or is that just a septic term Originally Posted by Kirkz
I'd love one of those tools mentioned on corry st for getting the weeds from between paving slabs... A Crack Hoe I think it's called
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Alternatively, put stacker1 on ignore.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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29-11-2009, 18:36 #11Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Crack - Something you hear just before the thump! Originally Posted by Monty417
Try to be more specific re Crack.. and maybe it was Ho, or is that just a septic term Originally Posted by Kirkz
I'd love one of those tools mentioned on corry st for getting the weeds from between paving slabs... A Crack Hoe I think it's called
Ho - Just a septic term unless followed by 2 more ie Ho Ho Ho Here's a crack hoe for Christmas
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I'm wicked and I'm Lazy!
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29-11-2009, 18:46 #12Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Dear Santa,
Am I on the good or bad list?.............................Let me explain........................................... .....
If I am on the good list, please, please can I have a new shed? :P"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn"
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29-11-2009, 18:49 #13Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Mylene Klass please and a vat of baby oil.
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29-11-2009, 19:27 #14Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
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Can I have a new shed with a concret base and if my other half is under well ill not cry. I would however also like a 25 year old blond as a replacement for her oh and can the new frau please be unable to speak,Remeber this the day you leave the green machine is the day you lose your RANK it means sod all in the real world.
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29-11-2009, 19:29 #15Senior Member
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Re: Letter from Santa. What would you like for Xmas?
Me Mum. You can borrow my spade. Try to bring back the big bits.
And a new floor for me sh*d.A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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