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    Senior Member spad's Avatar
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    STAG Jokes

    It's friday I'm board
    now let re visit all thoes sh1t jokes that would be funny on stag
    but in the cold light of day there not

    and to be honset dont care if this has been done before

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    Re: STAG Jokes

    Your face??????????



    Yes im at work bored and waiting to knock off so i can go and get completely sh1tfaced
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    Re: STAG Jokes

    theres a hoofing dit in the "squaddies trying to behave normally" thread
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