ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Winchester** · 27-11-2009, 09:13

I've been down to River Cottage twice now and both times have been an absolute pleasure. We even share the same passion for Westr Country cider so he's a great bloke in my view.

PS Didn't find any hair in my food so keep your mop.

**bovvy** · 27-11-2009, 09:17

Don't know if this has already been mentioned, but, from the Rum Ration ad on Arrse homepage, seems those skates want to fcuk him:

http://www.navy-net.co.uk/Forums/vie...02.html#399302

**ugly** · 27-11-2009, 09:19

Fish heads would feck the crack of dawn if they had enough rohypnol!

**scruff_2** · 27-11-2009, 09:30

I wouldn't eat anything that tw*t Jamie Oliver cooks. By time he's finished talking about it he's covered everything in spit.

I once heard Ramsey call Ainsley Harriet "ready steady tw*t". Good name that.

**Victorian_Major** · 27-11-2009, 09:50

Originally Posted by ugly

HFW isnt a trendy lefty foody who constantly preaches about organics, last night he actually remade Findus Crispy Pancakes and reminisced about his childhood addiction to comfort fast frozen food. He just makes the stuff now using better ingredients and points out how treating animals well makes better tasting food. Nothing not to like really, he has a Springer Spaniel after all!

I'm with Ugly. He's innovative, got an ethical stance and not averse to pointing out some of the illogicalities and hard work involved. He deserves recognition for some very important work such as Landshare and if we didn't have Hugh we'd have more George Monbiot who is a cunt.

I admire him and his work and I have a springer spaniel too!

**vvaannmmaann** · 27-11-2009, 10:05

He is a very nice guy.No problem with him.
The television people change him to suit their requirements.

**General_Layabout** · 27-11-2009, 10:06

Originally Posted by Victorian_Major

Originally Posted by ugly

HFW isnt a trendy lefty foody who constantly preaches about organics, last night he actually remade Findus Crispy Pancakes and reminisced about his childhood addiction to comfort fast frozen food. He just makes the stuff now using better ingredients and points out how treating animals well makes better tasting food. Nothing not to like really, he has a Springer Spaniel after all!

I'm with Ugly. He's innovative, got an ethical stance and not averse to pointing out some of the illogicalities and hard work involved. He deserves recognition for some very important work such as Landshare and if we didn't have Hugh we'd have more George Monbiot who is a cunt.

I admire him and his work and I have a springer spaniel too!

Ditto in spades.

Had to laugh last night when he nearly blew his head off with those chillies.

**Rodney2q** · 27-11-2009, 10:09

Originally Posted by Chef

I like him, he kills stuff and eats it, or do you lot fancy your chances with Jamie Oliver?

Rodney2q

**GoodIdeaAtTheTime** · 27-11-2009, 10:16

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

her snatch looks like someone hurled in a thunderflash and pulled her knicks up

You'll find that's normal for all ladies and happens once every four weeks, it'll clear up on it's own after a few days. Tell her to speak to her classmates or mum and they'll explain how to look after things.