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22-11-2009, 01:10 #1Senior Member
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RiP Brave Grandma
RiP Granny, you bravely fell off the lav and banged your head.
Rest easy, your jobbie is done.
A turd too far.
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22-11-2009, 01:10 #2Senior Member
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Its dusty in here etc etc
I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify
DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French
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22-11-2009, 01:15 #3Senior Member
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Only 4 Years to post this. Well done that man :D
See you in 2013 when you start dripping about the Ireland France game
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22-11-2009, 01:17 #4Senior Member
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Be fair, he's been in mourning for a while!
Warning & disclosure: Journalist.
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22-11-2009, 01:20 #5Senior Member
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Speaking after the inquest, Mrs Payne's family said they hope procedures would be put in place to prevent a similar situation.
Yup - we'll let the feckers shit the bed.......Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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22-11-2009, 01:21 #6Senior Member
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Re: RiP Brave Grandma
Well I have quite a backlog of deaths of UK citizens to start RiP threads for and I have to start somewhere.
Originally Posted by hairyhandbag
Only 4 Years to post this. Well done that man :D
See you in 2013 when you start dripping about the Ireland France game
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22-11-2009, 01:50 #7Senior Member
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Re: RiP Brave Grandma
Already sorted procedurewise...mind you the fcuker looks more like an electric chair! Still, that sanitary rubber aroma with the faint smell of stale wee in the background always does it for me! Originally Posted by spaz
Well I have quite a backlog of deaths of UK citizens to start RiP threads for and I have to start somewhere. Originally Posted by hairyhandbag
Only 4 Years to post this. Well done that man :D
See you in 2013 when you start dripping about the Ireland France gameThe Major said "Milligan, how long have you been in this man's Army?" I said "About 5 foot 11 inches"
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22-11-2009, 02:11 #8Senior Member
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Spaz? Would you be offended if I told you I've set your pic as my background and masterbate furiuosly over your bewildered looking face? Is your helmet strapped up tightly as I envisage your gaping maw taking my salty load and, as I slap your fizzog with my gop-ridden chod, I hear you gasping for more and begging me to fill your gaping gary.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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22-11-2009, 04:36 #9Senior Member
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Re: RiP Brave Grandma
Eh? Originally Posted by scuba_frog
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22-11-2009, 06:41 #10Senior Member
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found a better solution
http://www.instablogsimages.com/imag...mjnJe_6648.jpg
my friend is going to ask you some questions. personally, I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie!
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I thought it was just me who has done that! Kind of spoilt it for me now harumphhh Originally Posted by scuba_frog
Cymru Am Byth.
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22-11-2009, 10:59 #12Senior Member
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Re: RiP Brave Grandma
She owed me a tenner
Theres a bench by me with flowers and photo's on for a fukcing cat that got ran over by "a hit and run driver"
I'm away later with petrol to torch the bench
It's what "oliver" would have wantedWe should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
The shame will always be with us.
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