Im sorry, I really am, but, you are 21 years old and the worst fukcing thing that has happened in your life is your boss thinks you bumped the van.

Please go and hold your breath for an hour.

I fail to see the problem, you weren't tasked with guarding the van, just locking it. As a non driver you're probably unfamilar with the concept of insurance.

To be fair this thread is about as exciting as ARRSE gets these days. What with boring dull cnuts bitching about anything to do with Rememberance day, poppies, spelling mistakes on letters, Jimmy Carr laughing at legless Bill Oddies and now entire threads with a satirical view on "outrage".

Add to the mix the spelling and grammar Nazis, BNP threads, TA threads and Internet hard cnuts turning up all the time this thread is par for the course really.

nope, still can't see the point of that
anyone else?

Originally Posted by Bolo-Driller

To be fair this thread is about as exciting as ARRSE gets these days. What with boring dull cnuts bitching about anything to do with Rememberance day, poppies, spelling mistakes on letters, Jimmy Carr laughing at legless Bill Oddies and now entire threads with a satirical view on "outrage".

Add to the mix the spelling and grammar Nazis, BNP threads, TA threads and Internet hard cnuts turning up all the time this thread is par for the course really.

I think you'll find that it is called "Remembrance Day" lol lol lol

:D :D :D :P

I'm outraged.

"Par for the course thread" Walt.

Is that enough 2009 ARRSE cliches for you?

Tubs

Originally Posted by Tubbyboy

Originally Posted by Bolo-Driller

To be fair this thread is about as exciting as ARRSE gets these days. What with boring dull cnuts bitching about anything to do with Rememberance day, poppies, spelling mistakes on letters, Jimmy Carr laughing at legless Bill Oddies and now entire threads with a satirical view on "outrage".

Add to the mix the spelling and grammar Nazis, BNP threads, TA threads and Internet hard cnuts turning up all the time this thread is par for the course really.

I think you'll find that it is called "Remembrance Day" lol lol lol

:D :D :D :P

I'm outraged.

"Par for the course thread" Walt.

Is that enough 2009 ARRSE cliches for you?

Tubs

No you havent whined and bleated about the BNP, the TA or a company that wont support a Forces charity.

You also havent complained about a joke aimed at the Forces community and also havent mentioned the uber gay " my Mrs needs to do some cleaning as its a bit dusty in here".

Oh and you also havent offered me the chance to PM you my address so we can have an embarassing stand off when one of us accepts the others offer for a physical extension of our Internet hard man act.

You also havent mentioned sheds, boathouses or accused anyone of being a grief whore and getting all "Princess Di".

Originally Posted by Bolo-Driller

Originally Posted by Tubbyboy

Originally Posted by Bolo-Driller

To be fair this thread is about as exciting as ARRSE gets these days. What with boring dull cnuts bitching about anything to do with Rememberance day, poppies, spelling mistakes on letters, Jimmy Carr laughing at legless Bill Oddies and now entire threads with a satirical view on "outrage".

Add to the mix the spelling and grammar Nazis, BNP threads, TA threads and Internet hard cnuts turning up all the time this thread is par for the course really.

I think you'll find that it is called "Remembrance Day" lol lol lol

:D :D :D :P

I'm outraged.

"Par for the course thread" Walt.

Is that enough 2009 ARRSE cliches for you?

Tubs

No you havent whined and bleated about the BNP, the TA or a company that wont support a Forces charity.

You also havent complained about a joke aimed at the Forces community and also havent mentioned the uber gay " my Mrs needs to do some cleaning as its a bit dusty in here".

Oh and you also havent offered me the chance to PM you my address so we can have an embarassing stand off when one of us accepts the others offer for a physical extension of our Internet hard man act.

You also havent mentioned sheds, boathouses or accused anyone of being a grief whore and getting all "Princess Di".

Oi,

Are you taking the piss out of my missus' shed dusting skills? Want to meet for a rumble? Are you some sort of cap? (I think that's the term...)

Tubs

come on pull the other one!!!

admit it you took the van for a spin and clipped it comming back in from your stint around the yard!

you wouldnt be the first bloke to get tempted with a quick joyride,i know ive done my fair share!

i bet you were crossing your fingers as you told that load of bollocks to your boss.
it feels good to know your boss is a simple old git and he hasnt even noticed the blown speakers from you playing "gansta rap"tunes full blast ,while you felt like a man!

when you twat the motor getting 2-3ft off the ground let us know and we may think your the dogs bollocks.

eitherway i think you had better torch the van just incase he gets all csi on you..

its the way the kids do these days init!!

So roughly translated this story is basically, your boss left you the keys, as soon as he left you stood about having a fag and picking your nose, you saw the silver bmw hit his fan but didnt have the balls to confont the big bad bmw driver man and pretended it was nothing to do with you, next morning the boss see's the dent, and repeat as above you dont have the balls to tell the big bad boss what happend.

Just call me Miss Marple.

As my old Grandad said to me when I grazed my knee and wept in the park in 74'

'Man up you cunt'