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Discuss How to put annoying aussie in her place! at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Wank60 is a Septic maggot.Enough said.
As for the Sheila problem.This may help.
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10-11-2009, 17:59 #21Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
Wank60 is a Septic maggot.Enough said.
As for the Sheila problem.This may help.
http://jerrychicken.wordpress.com/20...an-australian/
The best Google can offer I'm afraid.Older,but no wiser.
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10-11-2009, 18:06 #22Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
Ask her to show you her map of Tassie........
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10-11-2009, 18:17 #23Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
i'll have a look vanmaan thanks
Map O' Tazzie I know about. I might try and creep it in to conversation. She'll probably just loudly bore everyone with what it means and then wiffle on about maps or something unrelated for ages until her sugar rush dies down and she stops.
I've now (partly) moved into another room to get on with something so its less of a problem!
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10-11-2009, 18:36 #24Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
You could ask her for the loaf of bread back that her great great grandfather obviously stole all those years ago.
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
...I got no reason,
it's all too much ...
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10-11-2009, 18:42 #25Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
Tell her she is an unwanted colonial throwback fcukwit, who is a refugee from her own poisonous wasteland, who's whiney and nasally voice is detested by all in range other than those from the same region. Tell her that unwashed blonde ponytails, beads around the neck, cutaway shorts, backpacks and cheap hostelled travel are passe and that nobody takes her seriously.
Oh, and don't forget to remind her that the 2 year 'working' visa is expiring soon, and to fcuk off pretty sharpish.
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10-11-2009, 18:48 #26Senior Member
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Re: How to murder or cuss an annoying aussie
Idiot Bombs? I thought they were mostly all Stockbrokers?
Originally Posted by Fugly
They've dropped thousands on the US, so why not? Originally Posted by YANK60
"Sinner251 - he pisses on tramps" The Snail
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10-11-2009, 19:13 #27Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
Ask her how long she had to study for her last bloodtest
served 13 years, was a very average squaddie, tried selection a couple of times, failed of course, Retrained as a zookeeper in Hannover Germany in 69 never looked back, 3 marriages, moved to australia in 96, retired in 2002
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10-11-2009, 23:13 #28Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
just stick yer didgeridoo in her colonial gob and tell her to blow hard - that'll shut her up fer a minute or two.
I found Red Square laying in the street unconcious today. Called the paramedics but they said not to worry,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, he'd just fallen into a comma ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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10-11-2009, 23:57 #29
Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
Beat me to it! Originally Posted by Banker
I fucked your country and became very rich. What are you going to do about it?
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11-11-2009, 00:34 #30Senior Member
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Re: How to put annoying aussie in her place!
Tell her Shane Warne's a Cnut!
And ask her what she originally got transported for?
Then smash her feckin head in with your keyboard & throw the body on the barbie!The Views of this person don't necessarily represent those of his brain!
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