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**eodmatt** · 06-11-2009, 16:09

Small digression here: Three years ago I was back in UK just after Chrimbo and had apparently picked up a virus whilst in some shit hole or other which gave me the worst dose of the sh its I have ever had. So bad that I went into a coma caused, apparently, by dehydration. I went down very hard and ended up with a bunch of paramedics trying to stabilise me for several hours before bringing me into Frimley Park, where I was unconscious fer 3 days. The medics thought I had taken an overdose and so subjected me to lots of tests, all blank. So they did a lumbar punture and a ct scan all to no avail. I suddenly woke up wondering where the f ucking hell I was and why I had bunches of wires and drips plugged into me all over the place, to find the ex missus sat by the bed. My first words were, apparently, "f uck me I've died and gone to hell". She got the arrse and left in a huff. I expect that the next time I see her it will be the real deal.

**eodmatt** · 06-11-2009, 16:10

Oh and real mean dont spend all their time online playing games, they watch porn. End of.

**The-Lord-Flasheart** · 06-11-2009, 16:10

Originally Posted by kes1

Flashy as the head carer maybe?

Oh yes please, yes please!! :D :D

**kes1** · 06-11-2009, 16:12

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Oh and real mean dont spend all their time online playing games, they watch porn. End of.

The OP doesn't know any real men, only fantasy ones - it would seem that even they would rather play on the internet than speak to her!

**jarrod248** · 06-11-2009, 16:13

Originally Posted by The-Lord-Flasheart

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Ahh right so a sort of secure unit in hell for trolls then, could work.

We already have that on Earth.

Its called Basingstoke.

There is no fucking way I'd let Chubb or her mother; Rearwords in to hell. We do have standards you know!

You could have red hot pokers and power tools, could pass the time.

**The-Lord-Flasheart** · 06-11-2009, 16:15

Originally Posted by kes1

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Oh and real mean dont spend all their time online playing games, they watch porn. End of.

The OP doesn't know any real men, only fantasy ones - it would seem that even they would rather play on the internet than speak to her!

If I knew Rearwords, I'd rather play on a railway track whilst juggling chainsaws...in the dark. Considering she has all these 'men', she seems to spend an inordinate amount of time just sat in Arrse chat.

**eodmatt** · 06-11-2009, 16:16

Originally Posted by kes1

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Oh and real mean dont spend all their time online playing games, they watch porn. End of.

The OP doesn't know any real men, only fantasy ones - it would seem that even they would rather play on the internet than speak to her!

If she's clean and needy and has a pulse, pm me her contacts. I'll try and fit her in next time I am near UK.

**The-Lord-Flasheart** · 06-11-2009, 16:20

Originally Posted by eodmatt

If she's clean Doubt it

and needy Very

and has a pulse Doubt it

pm me her contacts. I'll try and fit her in next time I am near UK.

Mate, you'd be better off fucking Thora Hird. She's younger and better looking.

**jarrod248** · 06-11-2009, 16:25

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Originally Posted by kes1

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Oh and real mean dont spend all their time online playing games, they watch porn. End of.

The OP doesn't know any real men, only fantasy ones - it would seem that even they would rather play on the internet than speak to her!

If she's clean and needy and has a pulse, pm me her contacts. I'll try and fit her in next time I am near UK.

Even Trans the two pint fairy needed 3 pints to do her, lad has my utmost respect but I reckon he should never even go near a wine gum for the rest of his life.
The PTSD will be a bastard.