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04-11-2009, 17:44 #1Senior Member
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Mispronunciations
Why do people say Pacific when they really mean to say Specific?
FFS it absolutely really does make my arrse itch.
I was in a meeting today and a bloke had Pacific-itis he mispronounced specific at least three times and it really made my piss fizz.
An itchy arrse and fizzy piss is really all too much in one day. :(Takes more than combat gear to make a man
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04-11-2009, 18:02 #2Senior Member
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Anusol :D Dont know about the fizzy p!ss though.
Not just people who mispronounce ( unless they have a genuine impediment ) but also people who shorten words, like biccies instead of biscuits etc, ffs how old are these imbeciles, 2??
Paedophiles are just fcuking immature arrseholes.
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04-11-2009, 18:08 #3Senior Member
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There are bigger f.u.c.k.i.n.g issues in the world TBH
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04-11-2009, 18:17 #4Senior Member
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I agree; you should have chinned the bastard, then set fire to his house.
Originally Posted by TheBigUn
Why do people say Pacific when they really mean to say Specific?
FFS it absolutely really does make my arrse itch.
I was in a meeting today and a bloke had Pacific-itis he mispronounced specific at least three times and it really made my piss fizz.
An itchy arrse and fizzy piss is really all too much in one day. :(
Vote for Change. Pedobear '09
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04-11-2009, 18:23 #5Senior Member
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I have got no symphony for you!
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04-11-2009, 18:29 #6Senior Member
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To make sure, aks them to repeat it....
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04-11-2009, 18:30 #7Senior Member
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No there aren't. Have you heard the way some news readers pronounce Jean Charles de Menezes. Originally Posted by thegimp
Fcuking annoying.I was cleaning it, and it went off.
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04-11-2009, 19:37 #8Senior Member
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Yes, I agree. Poppy outrage threads is one example.......... Originally Posted by thegimp
Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than a licence for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run
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04-11-2009, 19:44 #9Senior Member
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Go on then, let's hear you pronounce it :P Originally Posted by Fieryjack
No there aren't. Have you heard the way some news readers pronounce Jean Charles de Menezes. Originally Posted by thegimp
Fcuking annoying."Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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God, you're in a mood tonight! not getting enough? Originally Posted by thegimp
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04-11-2009, 19:52 #11Senior Member
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My Arrse itched the other day. I wiped it with kitchen roll (Rough surface). No poo came off as I expected that was the cause but it did cure the itch.
Try it - It may help! Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate
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04-11-2009, 20:03 #12
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Too much protein in it, you need an antibiotic...... Try wiping your arse with a strip of fibreglass insulation. Originally Posted by bossyboots
Anusol :D Dont know about the fizzy p!ss though.
Not just people who mispronounce ( unless they have a genuine impediment ) but also people who shorten words, like biccies instead of biscuits etc, ffs how old are these imbeciles, 2??Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Alternatively, put stacker1 on ignore.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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04-11-2009, 20:17 #13Senior Member
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Cadre or Cader?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadre
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04-11-2009, 20:23 #14
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Adver tisement instead of Advertis ment.
Distri buter instead of Distrib utor
Contro versy (new Beebspeak) instead of Controv ersy. Cunts. Pass the fibreglass.Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Alternatively, put stacker1 on ignore.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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04-11-2009, 20:29 #15Senior Member
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I know people that just can't say certain words.
My friend pronounces jewellery "jew-ewl-ler-ler-ree". She might just be retarded though. Some people still have problems pronouncing it anyway, i've heard it said alot of different, weird and wonderful ways.I would offer moral support, but i have questionable morals.
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