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**CaptainWillard** · 04-11-2009, 21:36

Originally Posted by TheBigUn

Why do people say Pacific when they really mean to say Specific?

FFS it absolutely really does make my arrse itch.

I was in a meeting today and a bloke had Pacific-itis he mispronounced specific at least three times and it really made my piss fizz.

An itchy arrse and fizzy piss is really all too much in one day. :(

Did he just do it off his own back?..

**menacingboots** · 04-11-2009, 21:44

I hate it when people say 'Fcking Retard' when I think they meant 'Civil Servant'.

**-T_B-** · 04-11-2009, 21:45

I asked a student in my group if he was artistic.
Now I am under investigation for apparently accusing him of being autistic.
Life can be sh1t sometimes.
Oddly everyone else thinks it's farging funny.

**carlbcfc** · 04-11-2009, 21:46

Crips!!! (Crisps)

**Ravers** · 04-11-2009, 21:50

Not a mispronunciation but a word that fcuks me off beyond all belief:

Uber

You are not German and you don't sound cool by putting it in front of everything you say or trying to intermingle it into a sentence.

Infact it uber pisses me off and it is not uber cool.

**Monty417** · 04-11-2009, 21:50

Or Gordon Brown instead of

Twofacedcheatingdoublecrossingarrogantlyingcunt.

**Grey_Mafia65** · 04-11-2009, 21:54

Consultant I work for ends all his letters "yours sin-seriously"...

It was funny the first couple of times. Three years later I want to pound his head into the desk.

**Monty417** · 04-11-2009, 21:58

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Consultant I work for ends all his letters "yours sin-seriously"...

It was funny the first couple of times. Three years later I want to pound his head into the desk.

I think I know him. Is it Mr Cuntington?

**RIGRAT** · 04-11-2009, 22:06

I love it when people mispronounce words or say them in a weird way, makes it easier to take the pyss out of them.

jocks:

hammer - haymer
haw yoo - excuse me
red wine - buckie

posh folk:

dance - darnce

etc

**carlbcfc** · 04-11-2009, 22:18

Originally Posted by RIGRAT

I love it when people mispronounce words or say them in a weird way, makes it easier to take the pyss out of them.

jocks:

hammer - haymer
haw yoo - excuse me
red wine - buckie
Any form of non alcoholic liquid - Juice

posh folk:

dance - darnce

etc

Also, have you seen the way the celebrities speak? take Jay Kay and this big fat BBC tw@t on the F1 grid Sunday. They seem to have invented this gayish new accent!?! There are more.