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**Biped** · 03-11-2009, 17:24

I heard that the staff at Sainsbury's work on a totally different level. I had one explain to me the meaning of E=MC2 the other week. Mind you, he had to, because I had him in a headlock. My change was wrong.

I had grappled him to the floor using all the choke points I could muster, and then quietly whispered in his ear "Firstly, you ain't seen me, right, and oi know your muther! Now, give me some scientific calculations, or it's off to Morrisons you go."

**exmoor** · 03-11-2009, 17:28

Originally Posted by Awol

even offered me some Clubcard vouchers by way of recompense.

Much better than those bastards at Tesco.

ASDA do not run a loyalty scheme!!

**morsk** · 03-11-2009, 17:34

loyalty is its own reward

**tropper66** · 03-11-2009, 17:40

Impersonation is the finest form of flattery

**Jacob1650** · 03-11-2009, 17:45

Was she wearing a help for heroes wristband?

If not, you should have told her to shove her dog treats up her arris and made a right old fuss like lots of people have been threatening to.

If she was wearing a wristband you should have gone elsewhere, until you found someone at work who wasn't wearing one, and then got really, really, angry and put it on the internet.

**vvaannmmaann** · 03-11-2009, 17:53

Which Asda was this? I have intelligence advising me that there are three up there,all 24hr operations.

**Markintime** · 03-11-2009, 18:48

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Which Asda was this? I have intelligence

Who're you trying to kid? ;)

**Ritch** · 03-11-2009, 18:54

Originally Posted by kabulronin

Quite obviously it wasn't a Belfast branch of Asda as they might have sent you out into the cold dark night

And I bet she'd still serve you even with a H4H wristband on.

**Taffnp** · 03-11-2009, 18:59

Originally Posted by TheBigUn

So I go into Asda to get a box of markies for my hounds and because there is a large queue I then proceed to the self service till. However it doesn't seem to be fully operational so I ask for some staff assistance. I then notice that the machine is jammed up with some old receipts, so as I start to clear them I'm approached by the lovely assistant, Louise, who tells me she is the "team leader" and that she is really sorry for my inconvenience and would I mind if Asda paid for my purchase by means of apology?

I can't get onto the online Asda feedback department until tomorrow and although I am very happy with the service I feel guilty about not paying. Should I have insisted that I pay anyway? Any advice?

I don’t like to shop at Tesco because it’s usually full of cantankerous old boneheads who talk drivel.

This is obviously the woman who used to work at Tescos, had the sack, but learned her lesson.