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**Father_Famine** · 02-11-2009, 14:50

Originally Posted by Father_Famine

Originally Posted by Doogonk

Rubbish! I've tried it.... but the bat kept splitting!

You need to try a WomBat then, they are easier to catch too, and they don't kip upside down off your Chandelier.

Thinks: "Does a FruitBat count as one of your five-a-day?"

**scuba_frog** · 02-11-2009, 14:54

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Bats carry rabies you know.

As oppsed to fellating chav slackcracks from council estates who just carry babies.

I know which I'd rather have.....

**miles_gloriosus** · 02-11-2009, 15:00

I think the most surprising thing is that this appeared to slow the little fellas down........

**indoubitabley** · 02-11-2009, 15:01

So why is Batman such a miserable fucker???

**walt_of_the_walts** · 02-11-2009, 15:01

Bats are protected species in the UK. You could be done for Bat rape, which will get you a 'stiffer' sentence than human rape. And your own cell, most likely...

Once saw Fennec foxes in the nocturnal world enclosure at London Zoo fellate themselves! Now that's an evolutionary dead end, surely?

**Bowser-Mong** · 02-11-2009, 15:06

Where's my utility belt? I'm dressing up as Batman and getting me some oral sex..............

**Father_Famine** · 02-11-2009, 15:08

Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts

Bats are protected species in the UK. You could be done for Bat rape, which will get you a 'stiffer' sentence than human rape. And your own cell, most likely...

Once saw Fennec foxes in the nocturnal world enclosure at London Zoo fellate themselves! Now that's an evolutionary dead end, surely?

Did they spit or swallow?

My Cocker Spaniel is not averse to rubbing her head into my crotch, should I take it a step further??

**scuba_frog** · 02-11-2009, 15:12

Originally Posted by Father_Famine

Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts

Bats are protected species in the UK. You could be done for Bat rape, which will get you a 'stiffer' sentence than human rape. And your own cell, most likely...

Once saw Fennec foxes in the nocturnal world enclosure at London Zoo fellate themselves! Now that's an evolutionary dead end, surely?

Did they spit or swallow?

My Cocker Spaniel is not averse to rubbing her head into my crotch, should I take it a step further??

you mean you DON'T...?