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29-10-2009, 15:16 #1Senior Member
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where did you lose your virginity?
where did you lose your virginity? a bed? a shed? a field? a kennel? lol
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29-10-2009, 15:18 #2Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
Your parents bedroom
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29-10-2009, 15:18 #3Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
snap! katie is that you?
Originally Posted by lemonkettaz
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29-10-2009, 15:19 #4Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
"she" is only called Katie on the weekend ;) Originally Posted by FR_Trooper
snap! katie is that you? Originally Posted by lemonkettaz
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29-10-2009, 15:19 #5Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
Your hamster`s left eye socket. Originally Posted by FR_Trooper
"...If you were suddenly stung a tergo and heard a smothered giggle from behind a tree, it was worth stopping and shouting: Idderao, Johnny! Ham dekko, you little bugger..."
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29-10-2009, 15:19 #6Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
No but she is no angel
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29-10-2009, 15:20 #7Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
Originally Posted by dog_eatin_ot_chips
Your hamster`s left eye socket. Originally Posted by FR_Trooper
that is a SERIOUSLY small weener deoc
"Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."
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29-10-2009, 15:21 #8Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
Yow aye sin the Hamster :D Originally Posted by bigbird67
Originally Posted by dog_eatin_ot_chips
Your hamster`s left eye socket. Originally Posted by FR_Trooper
that is a SERIOUSLY small weener deoc"...If you were suddenly stung a tergo and heard a smothered giggle from behind a tree, it was worth stopping and shouting: Idderao, Johnny! Ham dekko, you little bugger..."
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29-10-2009, 15:21 #9Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
at 14, in a girl called Christa's bedroom in Christchurch, Dorset, after an afternoon huffing Tippex thinners through a dishcloth we made love for all of 2 minutes and I put my bare feet in a plate of pasta that id pinged in the same spot 2 days before..
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29-10-2009, 15:22 #10Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
In a forest on the Old Back Road in *****, Scotland while it was raining and "Tubby" Mason was waiting his turn. It was feckin horrendous. The next was good though.
If in doubt, brew up!
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29-10-2009, 15:22 #11Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
You've shagged Richard Hammond haven't you, you saucy minx?? :D
"Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."
STM
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29-10-2009, 15:22 #12
Re: where did you lose your virginity?
In a bird's cunt.
"He spat into my bottom. Acrid, nicotine tainted saliva. I felt sullied, dirty and ashamed, Surprisingly though, it also made my nipples go hard."
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29-10-2009, 15:24 #13Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
Someone elses parents' bedroom in a Quarter in SHAPE. And, yes you've guessed it, on a freaking gurt pile of coats!
I'm ashamed to say, it was to the daughter of a Land Crab Wingco. I've never been able to work out if that was worse than the fact that she was a ginger.PRISTINAE VIRTUTIS MEMOR
Discipline: Discipline is the sacrifice of a man's comforts, inclinations, safety, even life for others, for something greater than himself. It is the refusal to be the weak link in the chain that snaps under pressure.
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29-10-2009, 15:25 #14Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
Slightly off topic, but has anybody opened a book on when FR_Trooper gets his O2 Tag? :D
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29-10-2009, 15:25 #15Senior Member
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Re: where did you lose your virginity?
Soon Originally Posted by Gungythree
PleaseGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish. Anon
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