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27-10-2009, 22:40 #1
Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
There's this "nice bloke", see. Often termed a Gent, bit vulnerable, self confessed PTSD fruitcake (no offence meant so just apply safety catch) oozing mongness possibly, and just well "nice". So nice, probably so mongy, that women notice, and leg it
quick..Most women want something different to erm me, like your average cad that bangs their back doors in shortly after the word "hello" and doesn't have mong or fruitcake across their foreheads (so not me, then) :D
So, ammunition issued:
1. Tw@t and deserves all the abuse he gets
2. Mongy types should sh@g rubber, inflatable women only
3. Stay away from foul mouthed chavvy slappers anyway mate
4. Women only feel sorry for mongs and shag them out of pity
5. You're a dismal failure and a disgrace to the gender
In honour of receiving top notch abuse and derisive remarks from the now departed , brief encounter, who probably spotted the difference, it's Happy Hour and you can blat off excess ammo and your finest abuse, this way.
I love it really :o
Hole....probably“If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.” Gorbachev
"A classical education is not a stick with which to beat the student of life " Anon
http://england.shelter.org.uk/
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/
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27-10-2009, 22:44 #2Senior Member
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Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
Me! me! me! ............................Yawn - goodnight.
An imperfect plan violently executed now is far better that a perfect plan executed a week too late.
Gen GS Patton
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27-10-2009, 22:47 #3
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
Good start....kind of
“If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.” Gorbachev
"A classical education is not a stick with which to beat the student of life " Anon
http://england.shelter.org.uk/
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/
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27-10-2009, 22:50 #4
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm on send, you're on receive.
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27-10-2009, 22:55 #5
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
Send BATCO setting?
Nothing to see here, move along...
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27-10-2009, 22:56 #6
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
**Yawn** throw a free range day, and they're fecked.
“If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.” Gorbachev
"A classical education is not a stick with which to beat the student of life " Anon
http://england.shelter.org.uk/
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/
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27-10-2009, 22:57 #7
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
5
Man the fuck up you birthsack.
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27-10-2009, 22:59 #8
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
Thats more like it
Originally Posted by spaz
“If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.” Gorbachev
"A classical education is not a stick with which to beat the student of life " Anon
http://england.shelter.org.uk/
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/
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27-10-2009, 23:00 #9
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
I'm confused. Where is the chicken in all this then?
Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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27-10-2009, 23:04 #10
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
That last one's feckin worse than the OP FFS!
“If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.” Gorbachev
"A classical education is not a stick with which to beat the student of life " Anon
http://england.shelter.org.uk/
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/
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27-10-2009, 23:21 #11
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
Put down the bottle. Step away from the computer.
Originally Posted by Tremaine
Democracy is not for the people.
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27-10-2009, 23:32 #12
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
:D Totally dry me, mate. That just leaves "knob" on a downer then
Originally Posted by Werewolf
“If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.” Gorbachev
"A classical education is not a stick with which to beat the student of life " Anon
http://england.shelter.org.uk/
http://www.combatstress.org.uk/
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27-10-2009, 23:37 #13
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
QSD
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ARRSE Fantasy 6 Nations Rugby Champion 2007, 2009, 2010.
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27-10-2009, 23:45 #14
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
What he said.
Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback
'It's like the Wild Facking Geese Man'
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27-10-2009, 23:55 #15
Re: Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong
Are you financially secure?
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
~ Winston Churchill
Somewhere between murder and suicide lies Merseyside. ~ Milton Jones

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