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    Senior Member Doogonk's Avatar
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    Louis Walsh you cock!

    I slipped in the front room this evening and accidentally watched the XFactor! .... honest! Nearly wet meself when Louis had to wave goodbye to his top group while his other act, the cringworthy John & Edward got voted thru to next week. Irish tosspot, i hope the irony hasn't been lost on him. Wot a fekkin donut!
    If all else fails.... kill sumfin!

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    Senior Member Fugly's Avatar
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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Hole.
    Pork Eating Crusader

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    Re: Louis Walsh you cock!

    Yep, LW, almost as big an oxygen thief as Robbie Williams...

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Quote Originally Posted by Doogonk
    I slipped in the front room this evening and accidentally watched the XFactor!
    Was the floor wet then?

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    Senior Member Doogonk's Avatar
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    Re: Louis Walsh you cock!

    No.... but i am for watching it! Forced to by the Missus of course. Crikey Fallschirmjager.... when i spotted u'd replied to this post i was expecting to be ripped apart. Deservedly so i might add. Snuffle!
    If all else fails.... kill sumfin!

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Well I think Edward and John are dead fit.

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Quote Originally Posted by Doogonk
    No.... but i am for watching it! Forced to by the Missus of course. Crikey Fallschirmjager.... when i spotted u'd replied to this post i was expecting to be ripped apart. Deservedly so i might add. Snuffle!
    Fallschirmjager's getting soft in his old age

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard_Lips
    Quote Originally Posted by Doogonk
    No.... but i am for watching it! Forced to by the Missus of course. Crikey Fallschirmjager.... when i spotted u'd replied to this post i was expecting to be ripped apart. Deservedly so i might add. Snuffle!
    Fallschirmjager's getting soft in his old age
    It's cause i've lost me black sweat top! :D

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    Re: Louis Walsh you cock!

    How can you 'accidently' watch the x factor?

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager
    Well I think Edward and John are dead fit.
    aka Beavis and Butthead

    Are you in the feared 3 para mortars ?
    God helps those who help themselves, but God help those who are caught helping themselves

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    How can you 'accidently' watch the x factor?
    By slipping in the front room?

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Quote Originally Posted by Taffnp
    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager
    Well I think Edward and John are dead fit.
    aka Beavis and Butthead

    Are you in the feared 3 para mortars ?
    No but I know a man who is!

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    Senior Member Doogonk's Avatar
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    Re: Louis Walsh you cock!

    Exactly Fallshirmjager..... you tell him!
    If all else fails.... kill sumfin!

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager
    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    How can you 'accidently' watch the x factor?
    By slipping in the front room?
    On a wet floor?
    "He spat into my bottom. Acrid, nicotine tainted saliva. I felt sullied, dirty and ashamed, Surprisingly though, it also made my nipples go hard."

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    Re: Louis Walsh you c***!

    Its like how my dick accidentally slipped inside your missus.
    There's no chip on my shoulder. I'll tell you what there is though, three pips and don't you forget it.

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