Louis Walsh you cock!

**Doogonk** · 25-10-2009, 23:41

Still want me to send colour setting?

**jinxy** · 25-10-2009, 23:42

Originally Posted by Doogonk

Still want me to send colour setting?

**Doogonk** · 25-10-2009, 23:45

**blackrat_scaleyback** · 25-10-2009, 23:50

Originally Posted by FR_Trooper

yhe only reason i ever watch this is cheryl cole.

Liar. You watch it for Louis & Simon.

**BucketsBludd** · 25-10-2009, 23:55

Originally Posted by FNUSNU

Ireland - STOP VOTING FOR THE CNUTS THAT ARE JOHN AND EDWARD (not that I know who they are because my missus doesn't make me watch x-factor at all).

Eh Ireland can't vote in X Factor - the British public are to blame but then again we still have a labour government

**therealbigdizzle** · 25-10-2009, 23:56

everyone knows L.W's group did bad because he was too busy mourning the loss of his fudge-nudging friend Stephen Gately.

he was said to be happier once the post-mortem was done, which revealed Stephen died doing what he loved doing... kneeling down choking on bodily fluids.

**Yokel** · 26-10-2009, 00:23

Shouldn't he be running British Airways?

**CaptainWillard** · 26-10-2009, 01:32

Originally Posted by Doogonk

I slipped in the front room this evening and accidentally watched the XFactor! .... honest! Nearly wet meself when Louis had to wave goodbye to his top group while his other act, the cringworthy John & Edward got voted thru to next week. Irish tosspot, i hope the irony hasn't been lost on him. Wot a fekkin donut!

HA! You've just outed yourself Doogonk, you X-factor watching-Simon Cowell loving gayist!!

I am so gonna tell everyone at work tomorrow... :P

...Unless of course you give me my books back.

CW

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**big_mad_ejit** · 26-10-2009, 12:46

Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager

Well I think Edward and John are dead fit.

One of my mates is married to a cousin of theirs. I can probably arrange for you to meet the little darlings. By the look of them I'd say they'd enjoy getting bummed by a big rough military man.

**Manley** · 26-10-2009, 13:46

Originally Posted by FNUSNU

Ireland - STOP VOTING FOR THE CNUTS THAT ARE JOHN AND EDWARD (not that I know who they are because my missus doesn't make me watch x-factor at all).

That pair are two talentless Dublin Jackeens, Gobbeloons!, Mountebanks!, Mummers!, Jongluers!, Poltroons!, Theatrical imposters!, and the pity is, they might win this ferking competition while decent talent goes to the wall, or so my Mrs and Daughter say, Ahem!

**CaptainWillard** · 26-10-2009, 14:02

So perhaps a poll is in order then?

Is watching X Factor an acceptable pastime for your average red-blooded, beer-drinking, bird-shag ging blokey?

Or is it only for females and those 'less robust' males amongst us who find it useful as an outlet for their own campness and repressed homosexuality? (Eh Doogonk?

)...

Oh and that goes for soaps as well...

CW

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**CaptainWillard** · 26-10-2009, 14:06

Nice try...:D :D

**Alec_Lomas** · 26-10-2009, 14:08

Originally Posted by CaptainWillard

So perhaps a poll is in order then?

Is watching X Factor an acceptable pastime for your average red-blooded, beer-drinking, bird-shag ging blokey?

Or is it only for females and those 'less robust' males amongst us who find it useful as an outlet for their own campness and repressed homosexuality? (Eh Doogonk?

)...

Oh and that goes for soaps as well...

CW

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My bold - The company which produces such 'talent' shows also own the production rights to a load of 'soaps' Check out Fremantle Media and Talkback Thames. I don't know this as a matter of fact of course. A big boy told me then ran off. :D

**CaptainWillard** · 26-10-2009, 14:25

Camp talent shows; soaps practically 24/7; Reality TV looking at other people's 'relationships' - All part of the government conspiracy to stamp out any vestiges of masculinity still clinging to the modern male persona.

Less resistant males who've been indoctrinated with a new found willingness to take it up the hoop will make their complete takeover that much smoother.

CW

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**Doogonk** · 26-10-2009, 14:29

Originally Posted by CaptainWillard

Nice try...:D :D

Well that's not fair is it? I make a sneaky post on your machine and you go and delete it!!!! Giggle. Don't leave it unattended again mate.... i might out you in the RAC forums!

As for the XFactor.... you know you love it! Admit it or i'll take great pleasure in running all your "yet-to-be-used" faggoty fruit tea bags up the crack of me arrse before.........

..............the end of me custard cream just fell off into me coffee!. Fekkit!