Thread: E-mail Scam
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20-10-2009, 15:01 #1
E-mail Scam
Posted this here as I couldn't think where else to stick it.
Just thought I'd see if anyone else has recieved this over Hotmail?Attention, I am Sgt Marvin Oliver,i am delighted to inform you that the contract panel here in London that just concluded its seating here in our department have just released your name among their immunity agent that will benefit from the diplomatic immunity payment. This panel was primarily delegated by the united nation to investigate manipulated over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our country united kingdom. I hereby inform you that the united nation and British government has choosing you as their immunity agent there in your country to stand and receive this total amount of $10.1 million dollars by cash immunity delivery to your country which you are to meet with the diplomats on their arrival there in your country international airport to enable them take the clearance on face to face clearing with the customs at the airport to enable them move it to your doorstep without any inspection by the government agent as it has been directed by the united nation and British government. In this regards, We are going to send your immunity cash payment to you via our accredited shipping company on diplomatic means which all the immunity needed documents to cover this immunity cash funds has been secured, the cash funds is coming on two security proof boxes which the boxes has already been sealed with synthetic nylon and padded with machine. Please you must know that the united nation want you to pay 50% of this total amount ($10.1 million dollars) to any motherless babies home there in your country. You don't need to worry for anything because this transaction is 100 risk free, the boxes are coming with a diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house or office there in your country. Forward to us your contact information as it is stated below: 1. Full Name and address2. Direct cell/home telephone number3. Identification, either your id-card, driver's license or international passport. As soon as i receive the requested information and confirm your readiness to handle this matter, i will process your immunity cash funds proof of ownership certificate and your cash funds delivery approvals form "D" and forward them to you for your own view and record, then i will advise you with the date and time the diplomats will arrive your country. Forward you next response to this email address: department@mail2consultant.com and make sure you call me on this telephone number +44-762-413-2116 immediately you forward your information so that even if am not on seat,i can go and check my email for immediate action. I wait to hear from you soon. Thank you, Sgt Marvin OliverTelephone: +44-762-413-2116HELP FOR HEROES
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
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20-10-2009, 15:09 #2
Re: Too good to be true?
Nah, sounds legit to me. I say, go for it!
Religion inspired the abolition of slavery. Science inspired the Holocaust.
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20-10-2009, 15:12 #3
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20-10-2009, 15:16 #4
Re: Too good to be true?
I thought he was of 3 Para Mortars?
Originally Posted by sandy_boots
HELP FOR HEROES
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
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20-10-2009, 15:17 #5
Re: E-mail Scam
Make sure you count it all, my mate was a bit short
God helps those who help themselves, but God help those who are caught helping themselves
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20-10-2009, 15:20 #6
Re: E-mail Scam
Well there's 3 minutes of me life i won't get back! That has got to qualify as one of the most tedious posts i've ever read. You must be really bored to be posting random personal emails. Why not dump the rest of your "trash" folder on here!
Feck me, you must be a riot at parties!
If all else fails.... kill sumfin!
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20-10-2009, 15:24 #7
Re: E-mail Scam
I really don't know whos's the more stupid. Him with his colonial pidgin English or you for asking if anyone is stupid enough to respond. Make sure you send him your bank details to confirm that your passport and drivers licence are legit.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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20-10-2009, 15:26 #8
Re: E-mail Scam
If you read it, I wasn't asking if anyone was responding. Just asking if anyone else had it as its the umpteenth I've had from this 'guy' in the past two days.
Originally Posted by scuba_frog
HELP FOR HEROES
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
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20-10-2009, 15:48 #9
Re: Too good to be true?
Nope, this one is Sgt. Marvin OliverTelephone of the Womens Royal Auxillary Balloon corp
Originally Posted by sandy_boots

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20-10-2009, 16:23 #10Senior Member
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Re: E-mail Scam
Just take it to the Police and see what they advise as it is obviously a scam,but a scam where they have given you a number to meet up and talk....what more info would the coppers want to catch them red handed.
Then your Nigerian Prince..sorry Sgt Marvin will be in clankers.
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20-10-2009, 16:54 #11
Re: E-mail Scam
Curiously he shares his telephone number with
Rev Germy Owen
and
Lt General Sam Edwards
Poor old Sgt Marvin Oliver must be the brew bitch.
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20-10-2009, 17:09 #12
Re: E-mail Scam
Well yes, but he was a dwarf.
Originally Posted by Taffnp
Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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20-10-2009, 17:13 #13
Re: E-mail Scam
Read, inwardly digest and act accordingly:
http://www.419scam.org/419scam.htm3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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20-10-2009, 17:15 #14Senior Member
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Re: E-mail Scam
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20-10-2009, 17:21 #15
Re: E-mail Scam
Well you're obviously on the patsy list then. Did you click on 'unsubscribe' by any chance? Do you lick owls?
Originally Posted by BrokenArrow
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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