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Maria Cary
Jimmy Somerville

Originally Posted by Alec_Lomas

As for his dad Melvin Bragg, should I find him with even a harmonica in his mitts, he'll be re-classified to musician and will be headed for that trench in the woods.

I reckon that posh git Melvin Bragg killed Pavarotti. Cunt owes the Royal Opera House a tenor.

Adele. And her skinny, body stocking rocking school chum Jessie J. They are the Laurel and Hardy/French & Saunders of British Pop.

Originally Posted by Buzz

Billy Brag

Chumbawumba also need tazering for singing about social injustice while having been privately educated, I would also personally shoot every single one of The Levellers in the back of the head in a Soviet style purge involving a large forest and a mass grave.

Chumbawumba may be shite, but they have a permanent place in my credit bank for having the skills to tip a bucket of ice over Lord Pies Prescott at one of the Brit awards. Class.
Back on thread: strictly speaking, not musicians (far from it!), but I would queue for days to slap Jedward and Olly Murs.

Lady Gaga
Rihanna
Celine Dion

Any random file from the Lowland Brigade band. What has perfectly innocent music ever done to them?

If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.

Well sixteen pages no signage of the complete and utter annoying and ginger cunt, geri fucking halliwell the self absorbed ginger twat, whom I would walk barefoot through red hot glass to kick her smug ginger cunt in.

Also Meatloaf what another annoying wanker of the highest order. Also already mentioned that wanker Christ Martin needs a fucking shoeing.

It just boils my piss at the thought of the wankers.

All of the above.

I've just watched Top Gear and the guest was the bass player from Blur.

He comes across as a bit of a cunt. I'd slap him about just for his shit hair cut and the fact he has too many teeth.

Fucking cheese farmer.