ARmy Rumour SErvice

**schweik** · 08-03-2012, 15:11

Originally Posted by count_duckula

Bob Geldof ... for breeding two sluts as daughters.

Just explain why that's a bad thing?

**trowel** · 08-03-2012, 15:14

Originally Posted by schweik

Yeah, no problem. Except I didn't revive it. That was Murphy Slaw, who posted directly before me. I just responded to his post.

Now, about Jazz ... I'd punch any fucker who doesn't like Jazz. So it looks like it's you and me, outside now.

Although having said that, I have always loved the line from The Commitments (spoken in a thick, North Dublin accent) "Jazz, that's just musical wanking!"

So you like Jazz eh? Funny, I never had you down as a supercillious, holier than thow, cocksucking, pretentious cunt. Ah well, you live and learn.

**Maple** · 08-03-2012, 15:21

Jazz - Nice, oh and Morrisey

**JT0475** · 08-03-2012, 15:30

How about setting up a milling session, would pay to see those two twats morrissey and bono being forced to lay into each other on pain of death. They'd just have to keep going as well, no rounds, time limits or anything, just bare knuckle brawling, with cattle prods to encourage them.

Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....

**Buzz** · 08-03-2012, 16:11

Billy Brag

Chumbawumba also need tazering for singing about social injustice while having been privately educated, I would also personally shoot every single one of The Levellers in the back of the head in a Soviet style purge involving a large forest and a mass grave.

**Forastero** · 08-03-2012, 16:17

Any boyband - particularly Gaylife - and Chris Martin.

**trowel** · 08-03-2012, 16:21

Originally Posted by Buzz

Billy Brag

Chumbawumba also need tazering for singing about social injustice while having been privately educated, I would also personally shoot every single one of The Levellers in the back of the head in a Soviet style purge involving a large forest and a mass grave.

Does it have to be a large forest and somewhat private. Think big, hire Wembley Stadium, shouldn`t be to much trouble filling it. Or better still make the slaughter part of the Olympic Farce opening ceremony.

**Roger_The_Cat** · 08-03-2012, 16:22

What's a Morrisey?

I'd punch them all except Def Leppard or Whitesnake

**12volts** · 08-03-2012, 16:29

I'm really surprised that no one has chosen ........

Jedward. I'd beat the fuck out of them, totally utterly talentless cunts.

Bono
Geldorf
Morrisey
Van Morrison
Any other sanctimonious twat

**Alec_Lomas** · 08-03-2012, 16:38

Originally Posted by Buzz

Billy Brag

No no no............ Our Billy gets a free pass as he once wore wet 58 pattern webbing for a few months and wrote a tune about it, so fair play to the lad.

As for his dad Melvin Bragg, should I find him with even a harmonica in his mitts, he'll be re-classified to musician and will be headed for that trench in the woods.