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    Senior Member ta_wannabe_sig's Avatar
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    Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    happy halloween to all

    i may get binned to the arrsehole or pinged as an OT but i thought they maybe some good ghost stories out there or failing that some ripping yarns about the horrors you've copd off with on nights out on the razz

    also i thought it would knock some TA threads off the top 50
    All comments are only personel opinions and i bow before the wisdom of the regulars on Arrse

    I apologies to all for the drivel i've posted and the drivel i will no doubt post in the future

    Apologies for any mong spelling and grammar

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    Quote Originally Posted by ta_wannabe_sig
    happy halloween to all

    i may get binned to the arrsehole or pinged as an OT but i thought they maybe some good ghost stories out there or failing that some ripping yarns about the horrors you've copd off with on nights out on the razz

    also i thought it would knock some TA threads off the top 50
    Two weeks to go yet mate. Halloween is an evening event, not a season.
    At least you didn't wish us all a Happy Christmas. Or Easter for that matter... :D
    Fuck it.

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
    Quote Originally Posted by ta_wannabe_sig
    happy halloween to all

    i may get binned to the arrsehole or pinged as an OT but i thought they maybe some good ghost stories out there or failing that some ripping yarns about the horrors you've copd off with on nights out on the razz

    also i thought it would knock some TA threads off the top 50
    Two weeks to go yet mate. Halloween is an evening event, not a season.
    At least you didn't wish us all a Happy Christmas. Or Easter for that matter... :D
    and a very merry yom kipur & eid too
    All comments are only personel opinions and i bow before the wisdom of the regulars on Arrse

    I apologies to all for the drivel i've posted and the drivel i will no doubt post in the future

    Apologies for any mong spelling and grammar

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    What about Diwali, you Festival Walt?
    Can't Understand New Technology; now you get my drift.

    "Psychos don't catch fire when exposed to sunlight no matter how fcuking crazy they are!"

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    ghost stories?? how fecking exciting!!














    im only saying that because im scared of ghosts!

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    I walked past an old building this morning. It appeared empty and desolate, unloved and unwanted. Banshee like wailing was coming from inside..

    Yup it was the TA centre :P
    'It's like the Wild Facking Geese Man'

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    That's not a bed, it's a nest!

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    Generate Your Own Horror Story

    If you really, really must.
    "You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

    Adrian Rogers, 1931-2005

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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    One day Britain woke up to find a one-eyed monster had taken over the country and enslaved us all whilst sending the very best young men this country has to offer out to a hot and foreign place to die because he wouldn't let them have all the equipment and manpower they needed to do the task he had set for them.
    WAKE ME UP FOR GOD'S SAKE TELL ME IT'S A NIGHTMARE!
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!


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    Re: Happy Halloween - ghost / horror stories

    I was frightened by my Grandfathers bicycle once.

    I was six years old.

    It was horrible.

    Hope this helps?
    A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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