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Discuss The Navy,s Not Here at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Montigny_La_palisse Originally Posted by reni_77 Originally Posted by mistersoft Are there any ...
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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

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    Are there any 'it was a cold winter's night on HMS Belfast' stories on there?
    Ive had a 'long cold winters night' on HMS Bristol delivering my watery seed to a lady AI with gegs bigger than endcaps
    Are you sure it was a lady mate? I refer you to an earlier post:

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    in fact an ex-RN bloke but a hermaphrodite with a sad obsession with 15 year old trainees at Shotley.
    We've all been fooled when fully engorged.
    I wouldnt have known the difference, Whale Island can have a hypnotic effect on the senses..

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

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    We've all been fooled when fully engorged.
    Now we know how the Bear got damaged in 'Stan, eh?
    Well, once we'd all been through that crabfat bint featured on "Warzone" there were few other options. Adapt and overcome.

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

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    We've all been fooled when fully engorged.
    Now we know how the Bear got damaged in 'Stan, eh?
    Well, once we'd all been through that crabfat bint featured on "Warzone" there were few other options. Adapt and overcome.
    He's completely traumatised, you know.
    He had to go back to the makers to be repaired ... which is more than most people can do.

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

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    We've all been fooled when fully engorged.
    Now we know how the Bear got damaged in 'Stan, eh?
    Well, once we'd all been through that crabfat bint featured on "Warzone" there were few other options. Adapt and overcome.
    He's completely traumatised, you know.
    He had to go back to the makers to be repaired ... which is more than most people can do.
    Are you suggesting that everyone who I slap one up needs "Repaired" either mentally or physically?

    No wonder you weren't welcomed on RR with such slanderous remarks!

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

    Whale Island. Now there`s a place that brings back memories. What would be the Army equivalent of that place be???

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

    Quote Originally Posted by Montigny_La_palisse
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    We've all been fooled when fully engorged.
    Now we know how the Bear got damaged in 'Stan, eh?
    Well, once we'd all been through that crabfat bint featured on "Warzone" there were few other options. Adapt and overcome.
    He's completely traumatised, you know.
    He had to go back to the makers to be repaired ... which is more than most people can do.
    Are you suggesting that everyone who I slap one up needs "Repaired" either mentally or physically?
    No wonder you weren't welcomed on RR with such slanderous remarks!
    Slander? When you claim to be hung like an effalump, and sh@g anything that moves?

    Guilty - 40 lashes.

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

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    Slander? When you claim to be hung like an effalump, and sh@g anything that moves?

    Guilty - 40 lashes.
    More slander, I'm hung like a Japanese fighting field mouse, don't get their hopes up!

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

    Quote Originally Posted by Montigny_La_palisse
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    Slander? When you claim to be hung like an effalump, and sh@g anything that moves?
    Guilty - 40 lashes.
    More slander, I'm hung like a Japanese fighting field mouse, don't get their hopes up!
    I'll find your quote tomorrow, IF I can be arrsed.

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

    Stuff the pair of you, changed mine

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    Re: The Navy,s Not Here

    Take it I am not allowed to say I think RR is meant for jack humour and not squaddie humour? Some people take the internet far to seriously!!!LOL
    Royal Navy pensioners do it on land

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