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**scoobydont** · 13-10-2009, 07:21

How much Cyanide do you have to put in each tea urn ?

**Badgertastic** · 13-10-2009, 07:26

Originally Posted by scoobydont

How much Cyanide do you have to put in each tea urn ?

Could do it in capsules rather than liquid form so it's random? Only problem I can see is finding something that will dissolve in the stomach, but not in tea.

Could run a pool on who'll still be breathing at the end of lunch...

**Biped** · 13-10-2009, 07:35

The murder was committed in the Cafeteria, with a ball-gagged gentleman of somewhat unorthodox predilictions.

**mushroom** · 13-10-2009, 09:31

Put them on point in Sangin

**PE4rocks** · 13-10-2009, 10:06

Originally Posted by mushroom

Put them on point in Sangin

We have a winner.

**BrunoNoMedals** · 13-10-2009, 10:14

Here's an idea which should add some value to your scheme, by improving efficiency and reducing costs without shafting your plans:

Start at the top. Get rid of Ainsworth and work your way down through the hierarchy until you start to see it operate efficiently. You'll spare us lowly, hard-working types who actually work for you, and manage a thorough clean-out in the process! Job jobbed.

**PE4rocks** · 13-10-2009, 11:26

I just assumed that would be the direction of the cull.

<fx dreams on>

**Uncivil_Servant** · 13-10-2009, 11:39

Do we get a say as to the methodology? Only I'd quite like to be sh@gged to death by Girls Aloud, if that's ok with everyone else. Or drowned in a vat of single malt.

**Dwarf** · 13-10-2009, 11:42

Originally Posted by Uncivil_Servant

Do we get a say as to the methodology? Only I'd quite like to be sh@gged to death by Girls Aloud, if that's ok with everyone else. Or drowned in a vat of single malt.

Only if I can test the process, just short of the final bit, in order to make sure it is humane.

**CaptainWillard** · 13-10-2009, 12:39

Originally Posted by menacingboots

Now as nu Labour starts to fall it will soon be a night of the long knives or... .22 long round into various necks.
What methods are favoured out there for removing 'redundant' C,B,D,E grade Civil Servant socialist clowns? Apart from cheese wire, white phos grenades etc.
The more subtle the better.

As long as you can release enough soldiers from the field army to cover the instructional posts that they currently occupy. Oh that's right, we 'aint got enough so out it goes to private contract and thus training at the lowest price possible.

Perhaps a more favoured method of dispatch would be to line them up to watch all those LSL/NRPS types lurking forever in those data-capture/stat/recruitment non jobs attempting to pass a PFT. They would all die fcuking laughing...

CW

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