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11-10-2009, 07:09 #1Senior Member
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Stephen Gately brown bread
Now Now girlies, you never stood a chance anyway.
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11-10-2009, 07:11 #2Senior Member
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I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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11-10-2009, 07:52 #3Senior Member
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Yeah I noticed after I posted. But that is in the grown up bit and this one isn't, so I might be able to get away with it. If not I'm am sure the MOD's will move or delete.
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11-10-2009, 08:01 #4Senior Member
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Either, way, still great news and I'll be shitting rainbows all day.
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11-10-2009, 09:12 #5Senior Member
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Wasn't on the end of Michael Barrymores arm like a glove puppet was he?
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11-10-2009, 17:21 #6Senior Member
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After the death of Stephen Gately at his Spanish Villa, stars of stage and screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and MDN said he was innocent.
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11-10-2009, 17:24 #7Senior Member
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11-10-2009, 17:24 #8Senior Member
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Who?
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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11-10-2009, 17:28 #9Senior Member
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I believe he played the pink obe in an Oirish folk band. Originally Posted by eodmatt
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11-10-2009, 17:29 #10Senior Member
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Haha, very good. Originally Posted by saintstone
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11-10-2009, 17:47 #11Senior Member
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Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gately arrived in Heaven, he thought it was someone from the BOYS HOME coming.
The Knights Templar - Gods Own Special Forces, kicking arrse in the sandy places in days of yore.
Don't take any lip off him chef, make him have seconds - Unknown Scaley, Aldershot cookhouse dinner queue
No good asking him what's in the pies, he's ACC not CID - Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ShnCW012s
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11-10-2009, 18:00 #12Senior Member
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I heard he died whilst on a bender
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11-10-2009, 19:41 #13Junior Member
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It is being reported tonight on Sky News that the boyzone singer Stephen Gately was last seen running into his hotel lobby with a load of dildo's taped to his chest!
Police think he was a Suicide bummer
I'll get me coat!
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11-10-2009, 20:38 #14Senior Member
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Pure class the texts have started already ! :D
What do Ayrton Senna & Stephen Gately have in Common ?
They both died with skid marks on their helmets
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There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of Rum & a C0ck up his bum
His trip to the sun ended most fatally.
God bless Norn Iron humour
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11-10-2009, 21:20 #15Senior Member
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Hmm first of the recycled Freddie Mercury jokes to appear
and the correct punch line is both died with dodgy skid marks on their helmuts
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