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Discuss Stephen Gately brown bread at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; It seems there might now be doubts over Eric and Ernie after this headline: Morecambe ...
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    Senior Member mistersoft's Avatar
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    Re: Stephen Gately brown bread

    It seems there might now be doubts over Eric and Ernie after this headline:

    Morecambe and Wise 'almost split'
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    Re: Stephen Gately brown bread

    The Oirish premier and various other no-marks have all been doing eulogies to some nonentity who happened to bat for the other side. I've been doing eulogies to sudden, unexplained deaths.
    Being Oirish I have to say that is a about as stupid as when Gordon Brown made a similar eulogy to the brainless masses when Jade Goody had her last 15 minutes of fame

    But then Biffo is of a similar cut to Gordon

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    Re: Stephen Gately brown bread

    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    It seems there might now be doubts over Eric and Ernie after this headline:

    Morecambe and Wise 'almost split'
    Whats that got to do with Stephen Gately, apart from the fact, they used to go to bed regularly on the Telly
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    Re: Stephen Gately brown bread

    Early reports are that he had been on a massive bender

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    The post mortem has revealed that Stephen Gately had a piece of dried fruit up his arse, police think he might have been date raped.
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    Re: Stephen Gately brown bread

    fellow Irishman Martin O'Neill was relieved that he did wake up at the Villa this morning.

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    It's just been released that he died of food poisoning. Apparently his last meal was a chocolate starfish.

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    After a wild night of drinking Stephen Gately & his hubby decide to play a sex game. Stephen says "I'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch."

    Turns out he had bought his watch of Alex Ferguson :D

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    Re: Stephen Gately brown bread

    After his death in his Spanish villa, stars of the music scene have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted by the news, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was Innocent.

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    Re: Stephen Gately brown bread

    There was a wee singer called Gately, who hasn't been singing much lately, after a bottle of rum and a c0ck up his bum, his trip to the sun ended fatally.

    Edited to say: sorry I cant read earlier posts due to mongism

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