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**Albertous** · 06-10-2009, 12:53

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by k13eod

Three shed references already

My shed wouldn't give me a reference. :(

Thats because you threatened to replace it with a tin monstrosity!

**smartascarrots** · 06-10-2009, 13:07

You may also have to consider that if it came down to protecting HM in person, you may very well wind up crushed under a stampede of Chelsea Pensioners looking to get in first.

Maybe some sort of rota system is in order? Bagsie Thursdays. They're good for me. Any takers for Sunday morning 4-6?

**re-stilly** · 06-10-2009, 13:10

Can do 4-6 on Sundays as miss re-stilly has us up anyway and I can fit that in before archery

**GoodIdeaAtTheTime** · 06-10-2009, 13:11

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

That's not text speak (aka chav speak) all you have done is removed the vowels. There is no "dissing" and "innit" or "bitch" anyware.

txt m8

**k13eod** · 06-10-2009, 13:20

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

You may also have to consider that if it came down to protecting HM in person, you may very well wind up crushed under a stampede of Chelsea Pensioners looking to get in first.

Maybe some sort of rota system is in order? Bagsie Thursdays. They're good for me. Any takers for Sunday morning 4-6?

I think the key here is 'defending' rather than 'protecting'. I can do any morning after 11am and before 2pm when I take a nap. I will be better as a traditional central defender and should not be expected to make runs upfield or even come up for a corner ... knees see.

**The_Civil_Civilian** · 06-10-2009, 13:20

Originally Posted by k13eod

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

Have you thought about writing to the daily hate? They'd love a story about Soldiers human rights, and being held to a contract for life (maybe get a slavery link in too). Were you young , innocent and easily led at that age? (underage link too)

ps.

I'd like 10% of any profits made from this suggestion.

I was only 16 ... definitely stinks of grooming.

Maybe I could offer to re-sit my Oath and swear one like this?

I swear by [insert deity or dearest thing here] that I will usually be faithful and bear most of my allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, her heirs and successors that are not ginger and that I will as in duty bound mostly get a little upset if someone is rude to Her Majesty, her heirs and successors that are not ginger. I further swear that I will, to the best of my limited ability, taunt her enemies from distance and will attempt to support all orders of Her Majesty, her heirs and successors that are not ginger and of important people who might reward me.

So hey K13... do you feel any different now you are under a new oath?

For instance, have your habits changed? Do you look any different?

**uncle_vanya** · 06-10-2009, 13:31

Well.... I shall still remember me 'Oath of Loyalty'...... but I do get a bit puzzled by the bit that says.

"..... and successors and of the generals and officers set over me.

Does that mean we have to be 'Loyal' to the delusional world of 'Nues Arbeits' and the delusion feks such as Teflon'B-Lyer, Gollum Cyclops McRuins, Lord Meddlesome, har-har-Person.... and whoever else is fielded as Dear Leader.... do that mean that they be 'Hofficers... and 'Generals.....'?

...and is Bob Aintworth-tit... some sort of NCO of sorts....? :P

President B'Lyer..... fancy an 'Oath of Loyalty' to his delusional f'ktard...??

All alleged of course, Mon Presidente.......

**re-stilly** · 06-10-2009, 13:35

I always took it to mean we serve Queeny, unfortunately it is HM government and they make the decisions on her behalf. Personally if Quenny said shoot the bastard I would as she is the boss not the one eyed lunatic we have in charge at the mo.