Need backup

**Tytus_Barnowl** · 02-10-2009, 23:03

Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me

**hedgehog64** · 02-10-2009, 23:13

Don't do anything daft,and good luck.

**Legallybald** · 02-10-2009, 23:31

What's going on here then?

**Tytus_Barnowl** · 02-10-2009, 23:49

Need to frighten a big company into truth mode

**spaz** · 02-10-2009, 23:53

Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?

Can I be involved in your as yet unnamed illegal enterprise, the fact that I do not know you from Adam is no deterrent.

**martin7606** · 03-10-2009, 00:08

Originally Posted by spaz

Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?

Can I be involved in your as yet unnamed illegal enterprise, the fact that I do not know you from Adam is no deterrent.

My bold - and quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on this site for a while!

It's hard to agree to do something of this nature with such little info, but I'd chance my arm if you need volunteers and there little chance of a porridge based diet for the next few years being the end result.

**JonnoJonno** · 03-10-2009, 00:12

Originally Posted by Tytus_Barnowl

Need to frighten a big company into truth mode

Got a name?- I fancy working the big bucks for a big company, defending it against a poor remake of the A-Team (except this time a bunch of no-mark walty cock suckers will be playing the main parts)

**JoeCivvie** · 03-10-2009, 03:12

Welcome to the new gameshow, C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y

You too could win up to 7 years in the nick.

**vvaannmmaann** · 03-10-2009, 07:00

You could of course contact the Los Angeles underground,look for some guys who escaped from a military prison,then if you can find them,they may help.Should be quite easy to find.They drive a big black van with a red strpe down the side.And one of them wears tons of bling.

**The_Civil_Civilian** · 03-10-2009, 08:43

Originally Posted by Tytus_Barnowl

Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me

How can a van full of violent alcoholics 'scare' a 'big company'? I'd pay to watch that!

I'd also need a stop watch to time the inevitable police response. LOL

Jeez, lads.. please do it.

**B_AND_T** · 03-10-2009, 09:35

Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian

Originally Posted by Tytus_Barnowl

Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me

How can a van full of violent alcoholics 'scare' a 'big company'? I'd pay to watch that!

I'd also need a stop watch to time the inevitable police response. LOL

Jeez, lads.. please do it.

What the hell is your Avatar, kin homo.

**sillyboy** · 03-10-2009, 09:42

Im game, bored as f*ck, Sky is on the blink and Ive mastered Guitar Hero .. PM me, I have a big Range Rover, good for visual effect

**Scabbers** · 03-10-2009, 11:04

Has somebody been watching that old B&W movie that was on C4 last week, "The League of Gentlemen". Jack Hawkins plans a heist using 8 former Army officers with a shady past...

I recorded it by mistake. Happy mistake 'cos it was brilliant. I suppose holiywood could re-make it and F8ck it up, though.

So.....is that idea then ? A heist ?

**walt_of_the_walts** · 03-10-2009, 11:24

Originally Posted by spaz

Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?

'BROADSWORD CALLING DANNY BOY'

**slick** · 03-10-2009, 11:31

Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts

Originally Posted by spaz

Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?

'BROADSWORD CALLING DANNY BOY'

Not an auspicious start to this enterprise. That quote is from 'Where Eagles Dare'.
And Scabbers please don`t mention that classic film 'The League of Gentlemen' in the same sentence as 'hollywood remake'.