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    Re: Need backup

    If your looking to scare them financially, then I'm probably related to one of their accountants.

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    Re: Need backup

    [quote="The_Civil_Civilian"][quote="B_AND_T"]
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian
    Quote Originally Posted by "Tytus_Barnowl"[/quote

    What the hell is your Avatar, kin homo.
    It expreses my feminine, 'playful' side.

    You're the 2nd who's 'bit' and I'll say the same to you as I told the first, I don't give my phone number to squaddies.
    Gosh, you're a shy one.

    PM me your number. I have nothing to do with the Army (ish).
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    Re: Need backup

    [quote="The_Civil_Civilian"][quote="B_AND_T"]
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian
    Quote Originally Posted by "Tytus_Barnowl"[/quote

    What the hell is your Avatar, kin homo.
    It expreses my feminine, 'playful' side.

    You're the 2nd who's 'bit' and I'll say the same to you as I told the first, I don't give my phone number to squaddies.
    Just your Arse?
    Who will help the Widow's Son?

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    Re: Need backup

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail
    Gosh, you're a shy one.

    PM me your number. I have nothing to do with the Army (ish).
    Don't do it! You'll get drunken, ranting phone calls at stupid O'clock in the morning. Or on occasion drunken phone calls, with added giggling. None will be legible though.

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    Re: Need backup

    [quote="IndianaDel"][quote="The_Civil_Civilian"]
    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian
    Quote Originally Posted by "Tytus_Barnowl"[/quote

    What the hell is your Avatar, kin homo.
    It expreses my feminine, 'playful' side.

    You're the 2nd who's 'bit' and I'll say the same to you as I told the first, I don't give my phone number to squaddies.
    Just your Arse?
    The pretty little thing didn't PM me.

    I am so destroyed. Boo Hoo.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Re: Need backup

    Quote Originally Posted by Listy
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail
    Gosh, you're a shy one.

    PM me your number. I have nothing to do with the Army (ish).
    Don't do it! You'll get drunken, ranting phone calls at stupid O'clock in the morning. Or on occasion drunken phone calls, with added giggling. None will be legible though.
    Gosh, you are funny.

    Take a number for "Kick in the cunt, or bollocks.

    I'm only human. Me ed's not painted on.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Re: Need backup

    Quote Originally Posted by Tytus_Barnowl
    Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me
    you're quite the Master Criminal mate :D

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    Re: Need backup

    [quote="The_Snail"][quote="The_Civil_Civilian"]
    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian
    Quote Originally Posted by "Tytus_Barnowl"[/quote

    What the hell is your Avatar, kin homo.
    It expreses my feminine, 'playful' side.

    You're the 2nd who's 'bit' and I'll say the same to you as I told the first, I don't give my phone number to squaddies.
    Gosh, you're a shy one.

    PM me your number. I have nothing to do with the Army (ish).
    Aw come on Dale, are you the Mata Hari of Arrse or sumthin?

    If I give you that, you'll have it on your sig block as soon as I turn my back... I'll never get a moments peace then.

    P.S. Can't I experience some physical effort put in to release that number off me? ... please?

    p.p.s. I'm a Bootle lad.
    That's me in the middle...

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    Re: Need backup

    [quote="The_Civil_Civilian"][quote="The_Snail"]
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian
    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian
    Quote Originally Posted by "Tytus_Barnowl"[/quote

    What the hell is your Avatar, kin homo.
    It expreses my feminine, 'playful' side.

    You're the 2nd who's 'bit' and I'll say the same to you as I told the first, I don't give my phone number to squaddies.
    Gosh, you're a shy one.

    PM me your number. I have nothing to do with the Army (ish).
    Aw come on Dale, are you the Mata Hari of Arrse or sumthin?

    If I give you that, you'll have it on your sig block as soon as I turn my back... I'll never get a moments peace then.

    P.S. Can't I experience some physical effort put in to release that number off me? ... please?

    p.p.s. I'm a Bootle lad.

    Fcuking Bootle, the land that time forgot and a sh1thole

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    Re: Need backup

    [quote="JP47"][quote="The_Civil_Civilian"][quote="The_Snail"][quote="The_Civil_Civilian"][quote="B_AND_T"]
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Civil_Civilian
    Quote Originally Posted by "Tytus_Barnowl"[/quote

    p.p.s. I'm a Bootle lad.

    Fcuking Bootle, the land that time forgot and a sh1thole
    I lived in the posh part.
    That's me in the middle...

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