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29-09-2009, 16:59 #1Senior Member
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Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
I can safely say without fear of contradition that I've now seen just about everything.
The latest hair-brained idea in men's fashion
Who on here would fcuking wear this then?Fuck it.
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29-09-2009, 17:02 #2
Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mandyhose?
They'll be made compulsory once Lord Peter is anointed Great High Chief for Life of the Tribes of the Britons.
Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
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29-09-2009, 17:02 #3
Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Not for me.
I'll stick with stockings ... better ventilation around the crutch.
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.
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29-09-2009, 17:07 #4Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? "Erm, no". "Well then you haven't seen everything, and neither have we." Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
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29-09-2009, 17:12 #5Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Not in a million years. For poofs (sorry Padre), ladyboys and losers. Have been know to wear Mrs MSH's tights under my trousers on those long cold night watches though.
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29-09-2009, 17:19 #6
Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
They just look like over washed leggings. I'll stick to my fishnet tights, thankyou.
Stop looking at my cock.
HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y KEVLAR - which means....... fu.ck you jack, I'm bulletproof.
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29-09-2009, 17:33 #7Sponsor
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Indeed. Originally Posted by Jacob1650
One can over-dress I find. Fishnets gets air to the parts that need them, while keeping that 'rad' look.Join me on HoboWars! Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
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29-09-2009, 17:41 #8
Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Remind me of them crap ronhill trousers.
I hope all the politicians who were depressed and stressed because they got caught fiddling expenses are feeling better after their 3 months off.
I bet the lads in Afghanistan were worried sick about them.
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29-09-2009, 17:43 #9Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Think of the length of swampage you'll get at the bar though!
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29-09-2009, 17:45 #10Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
FFS, blame the f*cking 80`s revival, cant this kind of thing be legislated against? All the lads in Sheffield already look like Phil f*cking Oakey circa `85 as it is.
"...If you were suddenly stung a tergo and heard a smothered giggle from behind a tree, it was worth stopping and shouting: Idderao, Johnny! Ham dekko, you little bugger..."
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29-09-2009, 17:47 #11Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Where can one buy them in Africa, and how much do they cost? Academic interest only you understand *ahem*.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
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29-09-2009, 17:58 #12Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Lemme know once you find out boet, just you know, see what they look like, yea thats it. Originally Posted by Oyibo
The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby
fuck off you boering cunt,
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29-09-2009, 18:02 #13Moderator
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
You're just jealous 'cos you don't have the legs for them.... Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
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29-09-2009, 18:03 #14Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
Bloody long underwear in different colours and a zillion times the price. I'll stick to union suits thanks very much.
Linky.
The skirt is more than a bit fruity, IMO. Utilikilts are better.
Linky for that too.Religion inspired the abolition of slavery. Science inspired the Holocaust.
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29-09-2009, 18:07 #15Senior Member
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Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?
More tothe point what woman would go out with a bloke dressed like that?
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