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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    Where can one buy them in Africa, and how much do they cost? Academic interest only you understand *ahem*.
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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    Quote Originally Posted by Oyibo
    Where can one buy them in Africa, and how much do they cost? Academic interest only you understand *ahem*.
    Lemme know once you find out boet, just you know, see what they look like, yea thats it.
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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
    I can safely say without fear of contradition that I've now seen just about everything.

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    Who on here would fcuking wear this then?
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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    Bloody long underwear in different colours and a zillion times the price. I'll stick to union suits thanks very much.

    Linky.

    The skirt is more than a bit fruity, IMO. Utilikilts are better.

    Linky for that too.
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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    More tothe point what woman would go out with a bloke dressed like that?
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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    Trouble with Many-hose.... if you let loose a really hard log.... then its fairly obvious...... The difficulty is shaking it out down the trouser legs and out onto the pavement....

    If its a really baby-wet one, then it might keep these stench in... but, but if your wearing man size Pampers......................gagaagagaaag!!!
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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    i wear them all the time fishing in winter . first it was for warmth but then i got to like the feel of 10 denier against the skin .

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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    Quote Originally Posted by k13eod
    Not for me.

    I'll stick with stockings ... better ventilation around the crutch.
    Surely you mean stocking......

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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    This is a trend that could continue. However there are one or two snags to iron out first!
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    Re: Christ on a Bike! Whatever next - The bloody Mantyhose?

    Quote Originally Posted by skintboymike
    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
    I can safely say without fear of contradition that I've now seen just about everything.
    "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? "Erm, no". "Well then you haven't seen everything, and neither have we."
    I did say just about everything... :D

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