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    Senior Member TheIronDuke's Avatar
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    Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    Hows your shed?

    The paint on the outside if mine has been eaten to bits by slugs over the Summer. But on the bright side, I have paved the bit between the shed and the wall with paving stones.

    I would post pics, but I am not allowed. Discussion of sheds is banned here. And quite right too.

    Lets talk Autumn?

    I must buy a new leaf-sucker.

    I will keep it in my shed.

    oops.
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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    Buy a cheap rake instead. Then give said rake to the bob-a-job Scout when he knocks on your door looking to earn some money for his penny sweets and his copy of the Beano.
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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    You must have hardcore slugs if they chew the paint off your shed. Might your shed have shed?

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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    I hope not to be here for the autumn (nor the winter), but in my absence this year a nice flagstone path has been laid in my back garden from the conservatory to the .... shed. Which has been given a fresh coat of wood preservative. (The shed, not the conservatory).
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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    I have just acquired my first shed, and I'm very proud of it :D
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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    I am now up to three sheds. It's becoming an expensive hobby.
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    OH NO.... SHEDS

    *hides*
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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    Quote Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
    I am now up to three sheds. It's becoming an expensive hobby.
    Then stop building the bleedin things - expense now spared ;o)
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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    Spring here, lovely it is too. The shed has had a bit of a tidy up and is all tickerty boo for the coming season.

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    Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.

    Quote Originally Posted by CountryGal
    Quote Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
    I am now up to three sheds. It's becoming an expensive hobby.
    Then stop building the bleedin things - expense now spared ;o)
    I can't. It's a compulsion. A sort of shedmania.
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons

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