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10-09-2009, 22:16 #1
Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Hows your shed?
The paint on the outside if mine has been eaten to bits by slugs over the Summer. But on the bright side, I have paved the bit between the shed and the wall with paving stones.
I would post pics, but I am not allowed. Discussion of sheds is banned here. And quite right too.
Lets talk Autumn?
I must buy a new leaf-sucker.
I will keep it in my shed.
oops.A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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10-09-2009, 22:42 #2
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Buy a cheap rake instead. Then give said rake to the bob-a-job Scout when he knocks on your door looking to earn some money for his penny sweets and his copy of the Beano.
'It's like the Wild Facking Geese Man'
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11-09-2009, 08:14 #3Senior Member
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Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
You must have hardcore slugs if they chew the paint off your shed. Might your shed have shed?
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11-09-2009, 08:29 #4
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
I hope not to be here for the autumn (nor the winter), but in my absence this year a nice flagstone path has been laid in my back garden from the conservatory to the .... shed. Which has been given a fresh coat of wood preservative. (The shed, not the conservatory).
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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11-09-2009, 08:32 #5
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
I have just acquired my first shed, and I'm very proud of it :D
BrunoNoMedals: Watery-eyed dealer of paperwork.
A-fecking-men.
Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN
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11-09-2009, 08:38 #6
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
I am now up to three sheds. It's becoming an expensive hobby.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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11-09-2009, 08:39 #7
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
OH NO.... SHEDS
*hides*The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby
fuck off you boering cunt,
knob off gay boy - cbgramc
you vacuous arsewipe - Auscam
London Metroplitan Police probably have an opening .... - Drivers_log
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11-09-2009, 08:40 #8
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Then stop building the bleedin things - expense now spared ;o)
Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
Scarecrow : ‘I haven’t got a brain… only straw.’
Dorothy : ‘How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?’
Scarecrow: ‘I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?’
Dorothy: ‘Yes, I guess you’re right.’
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11-09-2009, 08:43 #9
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Spring here, lovely it is too. The shed has had a bit of a tidy up and is all tickerty boo for the coming season.
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11-09-2009, 08:44 #10
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
I can't. It's a compulsion. A sort of shedmania.
Originally Posted by CountryGal
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."


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