- 20-01-2012, 17:42 #5501Dulce Est Desipere in Loco
- 20-01-2012, 17:44 #5502
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- Lat: 55.017. Lon: -1.883
If everyone could avoid the use of prison slang I should regard it as a personal favour. Thank you for your time. My door is always open.If I hate blue Smarties does that make me a racist?
Sun Tzu. The Art of War
- 20-01-2012, 17:47 #5503
- 20-01-2012, 17:49 #5504
- Join Date
- Sep 2010
- In a champagne supernova in the sky. Where else?
Different days, different ways, Mr. Punch.
Now it's nearly six, the woodburner's alight, and there's a lovely bottle of Rioja with my name on it.I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.
Madame Bollinger, speaking on my behalf.
'It's no good inserting something if you aren't turned on'.
REME WO (Ret'd) on hearing a fuse was needed to make my lights work after changing the bulb.
- 20-01-2012, 17:50 #5505
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- 20-01-2012, 23:57 #5510No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
PETRONIUS AD 66