ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Punch** · 20-01-2012, 17:42

Originally Posted by cent05zr70

You had congress with your wife!!!!!!
Prevert!

Don't remember saying it was my wife who was sitting across from me at the time !

**TheIronDuke** · 20-01-2012, 17:44

If everyone could avoid the use of prison slang I should regard it as a personal favour. Thank you for your time. My door is always open.

**Punch** · 20-01-2012, 17:47

Originally Posted by Boldnotold

The Selection Process would be very rigorous.

I was once told that a lady should have a good man. A man to do the odd jobs around the house. A man to take her to dinner, theatre and the cinema. A man to take her on exotic holidays. A man to treat her really well in bedroom matters.
And that these five men should never meet.

Make up your mind woman. You were burbling about threesomes some posts back!

Like every other woman - sorry, "lady" - your basic instinct is to confuse the opposite sex.

**Boldnotold** · 20-01-2012, 17:49

Different days, different ways, Mr. Punch.

Now it's nearly six, the woodburner's alight, and there's a lovely bottle of Rioja with my name on it.

**cent05zr70** · 20-01-2012, 17:50

Originally Posted by Punch

Don't remember saying it was my wife who was sitting across from me at the time !

OH dear Oh dear. Don't remember eh! Well if I were you, I'd hop on whoever it is a bit sharpish, before you forget anything else.

**Punch** · 20-01-2012, 17:53

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

If everyone could avoid the use of prison slang I should regard it as a personal favour. Thank you for your time. My door is always open.

We don't know any prison slang.

Where did you learn it?

**Punch** · 20-01-2012, 17:56

Originally Posted by Boldnotold

Different days, different ways, Mr. Punch.

Now it's nearly six, the woodburner's alight, and there's a lovely bottle of Rioja with my name on it.

Does it have your picture as well? You know, like those beer cans we used to have "when I was younger".

I'll get the glasses. Do we need a corkscrew?