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**Albertous** · 18-01-2012, 11:44

Boldnotold read ancienturion above, you are not supposed to be reading this!

**Boldnotold** · 18-01-2012, 11:50

Originally Posted by Albertous

Boldnotold read ancienturion above, you are not supposed to be reading this!

Sorry. I'll go back to my work. And wondering what to do with all the food that defrosted when a MAN unplugged my freezer last Friday and didn't plug it back in.

**Monty417** · 18-01-2012, 12:59

Originally Posted by Boldnotold

'Woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high'?

Confucius or BnO?

Confucius, not me.... I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Waits for Kirkz to come in with. 'Woman with skirt up runs faster than man with trousers down.'

Kirkz · 18-01-2012, 18:11

"Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night"

**Punch** · 18-01-2012, 18:22

"Man who wants piece at night must practice DIY by day"

**Monty417** · 18-01-2012, 18:47

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Woman flying plane upside down is sure to have crack up.

Kirkz · 18-01-2012, 19:02

[QUOTE=Boldnotold;4177766]Sorry. I'll go back to my work. And [B]wondering what to do with all the food that defrosted when a MAN unplugged my freezer last Friday and didn't plug it back in.[/B][/QUOTE]

I'd cook it and re freeze it! Jobbsa :thumright:

**Punch** · 18-01-2012, 19:10

Originally Posted by Kirkz

I'd cook it and re freeze it! Jobbsa

You believe she meant real food and a real freezer?

I thought she was talking of Houghmagandie! (Any scholarly Scotsman can tell you what that is).

Kirkz · 18-01-2012, 19:25

[QUOTE=Punch;4178587]You believe she meant real food and a real freezer?

I thought she was talking of [B]Houghmagandie[/B]! (Any scholarly Scotsman can tell you what that is).[/QUOTE]
With a 34 inside leg BnO wouldn't be able to stoop that low!!!

**Punch** · 18-01-2012, 21:31

Originally Posted by Kirkz

With a 34 inside leg BnO wouldn't be able to stoop that low!!!

You haven't met a scholarly Scotsman then - are they so rare in your part of the world?

For your information Houghmagandie is possible in many different ways. A 34 inside leg has no particular effect on the situation - except perhaps as part of the introduction.

By the way folks we, next Wednesday, must remember to give some recognition to one Scotsman who had no airs and graces, or notions above his station, unlike some of his modern countrymen.

He believed in sheds, sheds with lots of hay where his various lady friends could be made comfortable.

Although he considered "going for a soldier", he decided he would "rather be the life of twenty - than be the death of one", and proceeded to impregnate a number of willing young ladies. He, so far as is known, did not actually produce twenty off-spring - but it was not for lack of enthusiasm.

How many of us would have the charisma, or nerve for that matter, to ask our wife to look after our children by another woman? Burns did, charisma indeed! Bravo Jean Armour.

Let us next Wednesday celebrate "The Immortal memory".

And good Scotch whisky.

Bugger that independence nonsense!