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11-09-2009, 22:48 #41
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Same color as THE boathouse then? :D
Originally Posted by halomonkey
Bluebottle we are sinking swim for the bank.
Anywhere but there Neddy, I'm overdrawn.
(The Goons circa 1957)
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12-09-2009, 00:08 #42
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
I cannot confirm or deny said rumour :P
Originally Posted by Dogdrool
Wasn't there, didn't see it , didn't do it, honest
http://www.poppyscotland.org.uk/volu...opportunities/




'in a town of chimpanzees I was a monkey'
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12-09-2009, 02:59 #43Senior Member
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Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Boathouse, what boathouse?
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12-09-2009, 10:26 #44
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Phase 1 of my shed pimping is complete. I've cleared out the shite and loaded it into the loft. The shed now contains my golf clubs, limited (but growing) collection of power tools, tent, gardening equipment (not much, since it's for bonsai) and a Keeley Hazell calendar.
A small workbench and some shelving, and I'm laughing.
Could probably do with getting it wired to the mains, though.BrunoNoMedals: Watery-eyed dealer of paperwork.
A-fecking-men.
Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN
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12-09-2009, 11:45 #45
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
Does a Shed need to have windows to actually be a Shed? My 'Shed' has no windows.. Is it a Shed Walt?
'It's like the Wild Facking Geese Man'
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12-09-2009, 12:15 #46
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
mmmmmm
sheds
I've cleaned mine up a bit in readiness for autumn, but still made it 'dangerous' to the uninitiated, ie: the missus, who, bless her, forays in there once in a while, and then stuff lands on her, and then she doesn't for a bit.
But this isn't what this thread is about, it's the beautiful golden crowns above wooden trunks of ash, oak, maple and elm, stage-lit by a crisp automn sun. It's waiting for the first day of misty air in the morn, of the sound of crows, of walking amongst the piles of darkened and dried leaves on the grass, of seeing the moistening of the spider's web on brambles . . . . . and digging around in the shed for your wellingtons, and your pruners, and . . . .Join me on HoboWars!
Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
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12-09-2009, 14:15 #47
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
[quote="Biped"]
I've cleaned mine up a bit in readiness for autumn, but still made it 'dangerous' to the uninitiated, ie: the missus, who, bless her, forays in there once in a while, and then stuff lands on her, and then she doesn't for a bit.
I've been sitting reading this - while plucking up the courage to enter my shed and retrieve the hedge trimmers. A dangerous occupation indeed, had too much 'stuff' land on me
I always suspected it was boobytrapped
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12-09-2009, 15:04 #48
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
[quote="LadyPadBrat"]
It's not really booby-trapped - it's just that hand-eye co-ordination and spacial awareness, well . . . . . . it's a man-thing
Originally Posted by Biped

You've been handycapped.Join me on HoboWars!
Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
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13-09-2009, 19:25 #49
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
They have to pass my Shed Fitness Test.
Originally Posted by auscam
So do the beetles and spiders and the feral cat who live in my shed.
Anybody else planting bulbs now? Daffodils and, er, things like that?A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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13-09-2009, 19:27 #50
Re: Autumn. Season of mellow fruitfulness.
I was thinking of planting some tulips, normal and giant, next time I get a chance.
Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
Wasn't there, didn't see it , didn't do it, honest
http://www.poppyscotland.org.uk/volu...opportunities/




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