ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Camberwell Carrot** · 29-05-2011, 12:08

Originally Posted by Litotes

It worked... :happy:

Thank you, BNO and LB!

:happy:

Lits

Originally Posted by Litotes

Nope, not the intended effect!

Back to the drawing board!

Lits

It also helps if the word (or symbols) you insert between the two colons actually exist as a code for a smiley, so :happy: will = :happy:, but : followed by : and then ) and another : will be :

:, which looks quite happy. The smileys each have their relevant code beneath them.

Unfortunately there exists, as yet, no :existentialist: smiley with which to indicate one's angst in such matters.

* There is one using : then frustrated then : though, thus :

. If it helps.*

**Boldnotold** · 29-05-2011, 13:06

Lits, did you

receive my pm

about cursor placement

?

All I do is place the cursor where I wish the smiley to be in the script, and then click on a smiley from the set at the side.

Sorry it's taken a long while to respond. This morning I was in the shed, and spent rather too much time daydreaming. I nearly missed the start of the GP!!!!

**Camberwell Carrot** · 29-05-2011, 13:16

Originally Posted by Boldnotold

Lits, did you

receive my pm

about cursor placement

?

All I do is place the cursor where I wish the smiley to be in the script, and then click on a smiley from the set at the side.

Sorry it's taken a long while to respond. This morning I was in the shed, and spent rather too much time daydreaming. I nearly missed the start of the GP!!!!

Yeah, that as well...

**oldmanron** · 29-05-2011, 13:16

ive just upgraded from a shed to a concrete and tiled roof workshop cum nuclear bunker !! i know its a bit late now russia has surrrendered and soxmis has disbanded but i thought it would be a good thing to have all my tools/garden things in one place-trouble is I still cant find fcuk all. Back to the drawing board and see if the lazy unemployed scouse fckr who built it can build an extension with built in organisation n stack it themselves shelving!

**Arters** · 29-05-2011, 13:20

Originally Posted by oldmanron

ive just upgraded from a shed to a concrete and tiled roof workshop cum nuclear bunker !! i know its a bit late now russia has surrrendered and soxmis has disbanded but i thought it would be a good thing to have all my tools/garden things in one place-trouble is I still cant find fcuk all. Back to the drawing board and see if the lazy unemployed scouse fckr who built it can build an extension with built in organisation n stack it themselves shelving!

WHOA, Language, Timothy.
I'm sure you meant Garden Emporium, didn't you, petal.

**Boldnotold** · 29-05-2011, 13:26

Originally Posted by oldmanron

ive just upgraded from a shed to a concrete and tiled roof workshop cum nuclear bunker !! i know its a bit late now russia has surrrendered and soxmis has disbanded but i thought it would be a good thing to have all my tools/garden things in one place-trouble is I still cant find fcuk all. Back to the drawing board and see if the lazy unemployed scouse fckr who built it can build an extension with built in organisation n stack it themselves shelving!

Couldn't you recycle parts of the old shed? A shadow board, some shelves, and even possibly a cupboard, depending on your carpentry skills?

**oldmanron** · 29-05-2011, 13:28

i suppose thats what you could call it ! and its stocked with all sorts of magic things that go whirr and zoom and thud!! its just that at the moment i cant find the thingummyjig that goes on the end of the wotsit and that lazy cow indoors aint helping by telling me she hasnt seen it when i know she had it the other day. im sick of it !!

**Boldnotold** · 29-05-2011, 13:30

Oh, No! You haven't lost the thingummybob that's going to win the war??

**oldmanron** · 29-05-2011, 13:32

shadow board-got one but all the things are still in a big box needing somebody to put them on the board but i havent got time cus im to busy looking fior the things that should be on the board

**oldmanron** · 29-05-2011, 13:34

no iknow where the thingummybob is !!- its the thingummyjig that goes on the end of the wotsit i cant find cus shes shifted it- in the old days she would have been burnt as a witch for touching such things-ah bring back the good old days