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    Senior Member Mr_Fingerz's Avatar
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    Who is the world's scariest man?

    I only ask, because today I watched Mandalay Coy RGR exercise their right to march through Brecon, and noticed that the Really Scary Man had Para Wings.










    Oh, and, the Brigadier was late on Parade.
    Guinness. It's the first food group.


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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Mandelson.

    I don't know what effect he has on you, but the thought of the Dark Lord running the country scares the sh1t out of me!
    Democracy is not for the people.

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Its obviously the British infantryman, to quote Wellington:
    I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they terrify me.

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Actualluy on second thoughts... I think its me.

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Manintheshadows
    Actualluy on second thoughts... I think its me.
    In that case, can I ask three (3) questions?

    i) Do you throw yourself out of perfectly servicable aircraft whilst laden down with half a tonne of kit?

    ii) Are you from Nepal?

    iii) Are you The Badge?
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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    It's me if the stories that are going around are to believed.... and you're female
    It's time for British Independence.

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Sandy the Guvnor.

    Next question?
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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    I used to be scared of the honey monster ad on tv, you know the one where the kid couldn't reach the suger puffs so transformed into the honey monster. So i'd say the honey monster is.

    If thats not the right answer i'll state a big balls comeback of i'm scared of no man and very few woman!

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail
    Sandy the Guvnor.

    Next question?
    Good call!

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    I think in your quest to find the world's scariest man you may have to travel farther afield, however Brecon is a good start.

    I would go for this chap Evangelista "Cyborg" Santos, not the best in MMA but the scariest.
    Looks like he's had his face set on fire and put out with a pair of running spikes.

    I don't think he is Para Trained.

    There is a good chance I may be cheeky to you

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    My Brother!
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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Quote Originally Posted by SUNRAY_MINOR
    Looks like he's had his face set on fire and put out with a pair of running spikes.
    Nope.

    Looks like chicken pox kicked his ass. :D
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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Quote Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB
    My Brother!
    Having been appraised of his background, he can jump the queue in the Chippy etc with no complaints from me.

    :D
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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    It's Dan, Dan the sanitary man.


    Whatever you do, don't shake his hand!
    Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.

    And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

    And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......

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    Re: Who is the world's scariest man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tartan_Terrier
    It's Dan, Dan the sanitary man.


    Whatever you do, don't shake his hand!
    Carry on Screaming??? :D
    Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
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