Originally Posted by B_AND_T

On a side note is there a technical term for getting poop on your finger when wiping your arrse?

Not as such. It's just sloppy paperwork.

Something you should be all too familar with.

It's like watching sports day at a special school isn't it? Whoever wins, loses or just jacks it they'll still be retards...

Originally Posted by tattybadger

OK Poirot - where's the crab link? Or did the cyber bully plant that seed in your pea-brain?

Oh I'm sure it'll all come out in the fullness of time, or you can minimise the embarrassment by fessing up now.
You've really got it bad for 5A, haven't you? I bet you wish he was "planting his seed" in you, eh knobjockey?

Originally Posted by woopert

So let me get this straight:

chinooks_dad claims at some point to be around 36 years of age and commissioned into 1 Para around 1988 when he would have been 15 years old, yet no-one remembers this prodigiously young YO. There may be some confusion as to whether he meant he was commissioned into 1 Para or subsequently the Int Corps where no-one remembers him and no-one of that name was Gazetted in the period in question. The fact that he served in the Paras is no under question, only whether it was as a brat or a YO.

tattybadger seems to be talking to himself as his on-line alter-ego billybongo.

JonnyJonny has an O2 Thief tag and doesn't like either tattybadger or 5A. I wonder what he got the Tag for? Probably not for being grown up, I wager.

Please do carry on and don't mind the rest of us, we're just here for the show.

Thanks - a sound precis and we will. You missed out the Sandmanbellend being bullied by Bravo 5 Alpha on the TA clout-scratching weekend.

Mods, can we charge entry on to this thread, all proceeds to H4H?
If this was on the stage, you could sell out Wembley.

Anyone for an orange whip? Orange whip? Waitress, 3 orange whips.

Originally Posted by Miner

Mods, can we charge entry on to this thread, all proceeds to H4H?
If this was on the stage, you could sell out Wembley.

Anyone for an orange whip? Orange whip? Waitress, 3 orange whips.

I've always wondered what an orange whip is.

Oh, sorry, I'm interupting this thread...

Originally Posted by woopert

So let me get this straight:

chinooks_dad claims at some point to be around 36 years of age and commissioned into 1 Para around 1988 when he would have been 15 years old, yet no-one remembers this prodigiously young YO. There may be some confusion as to whether he meant he was commissioned into 1 Para or subsequently the Int Corps where no-one remembers him and no-one of that name was Gazetted in the period in question. The fact that he served in the Paras is no under question, only whether it was as a brat or a YO.

tattybadger seems to be talking to himself as his on-line alter-ego billybongo.

JonnyJonny has an O2 Thief tag and doesn't like either tattybadger or 5A. I wonder what he got the Tag for? Probably not for being grown up, I wager.

Please do carry on and don't mind the rest of us, we're just here for the show.

That's about it boss; although I don't have a problem with 5A as I enjoy watching people getting outraged at his generally accurate character assassinations. Oh, and my tag is a medal

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Originally Posted by tattybadger

OK Poirot - where's the crab link? Or did the cyber bully plant that seed in your pea-brain?

Oh I'm sure it'll all come out in the fullness of time, or you can minimise the embarrassment by fessing up now.
You've really got it bad for 5A, haven't you? I bet you wish he was "planting his seed" in you, eh knobjockey?

Look we know he's bullied you you four-eyed ginger cadet twat. what's the cyber-attraction there?

Someone needs to put an end to this before blood is spilt.
Anyone got the number for the Padre?

... is this STILL going on?

<... can I also have an orange whip please. Thanks>