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Discuss Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Conrad_Cock Originally Posted by FiveAlpha Originally Posted by the_guru Five Alpha. We ...
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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

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    Five Alpha. We all know that those stories are BS,
    Which is my point. You boring bleep cunt. Bandwagon for one?
    5A if they bother you that much why bother reading them, or are you one of the crowd who just like to put down others on the hope that your failings are not noticed, stories, urban myths are on here for general amusement and some may well be true and some have obviously evolved as time goes by so let it be and worry about your own shortcomings.
    We're going to need another bandwagon bus at this rate. There's two other threads stickied in other forums exactly the same as this one is turning into. Move your lies into there.

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

    Got the popcorn, and the beer.

    Now sitting back watching the fireworks as 5A once again winds up a doss fcuker (CD), and someone who should know better (T_G).

    Does it ever get boring 5A, playing with the mongs?

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

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    Five Alpha. We all know that those stories are BS,
    Which is my point. You boring bleep cunt. Bandwagon for one?
    5A if they bother you that much why bother reading them, or are you one of the crowd who just like to put down others on the hope that your failings are not noticed, stories, urban myths are on here for general amusement and some may well be true and some have obviously evolved as time goes by so let it be and worry about your own shortcomings.
    We're going to need another bandwagon bus at this rate. There's two other threads stickied in other forums exactly the same as this one is turning into. Move your lies into there.
    Okay highlight the lie in may paragraph
    All people have the right to freedom of speech and thought even if those in power do not agree with it, perhaps more so in that case.

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

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    Five Alpha. We all know that those stories are BS, but are you on a drive to be voted the biggest arrsehole on this site? Stop wnaking so much and lighten up, Poindexter. There's only one person making a cnut out of himself, as far as I can see.

    Personally I think he should wnak a bit more - the rod up his arse is so upright its got a rod up it's arse (and before you retentfully point it out, thats from Principle Skinner). HJave a wnuk 5 Alpha. get laid. Have a gay affair. Just fcuking get out more.
    Tell us the story about how you gripped that walt again. Put it with the rest of the lies in this thread.
    Fuck my old boots - you are intergalactically boring.

    Piss off back to the girl guides from whence you came - or are you about to stun us all with your witty, droll stories about your years in the cadets? Cock.

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

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    Five Alpha. We all know that those stories are BS, but are you on a drive to be voted the biggest arrsehole on this site? Stop wnaking so much and lighten up, Poindexter. There's only one person making a cnut out of himself, as far as I can see.

    Personally I think he should wnak a bit more - the rod up his arse is so upright its got a rod up it's arse (and before you retentfully point it out, thats from Principle Skinner). HJave a wnuk 5 Alpha. get laid. Have a gay affair. Just fcuking get out more.
    Tell us the story about how you gripped that walt again. Put it with the rest of the lies in this thread.
    Well, we were all pissed, the sun was shining, the beer was flowing and the birds were gagging and we all had a great day. You should try it sometime. Behaving like a nob when pissed is part and parcel of being in, which leads me to suspect you never were.

    Now, since this is a thread of fun, frolics and gaity, why don't you fcuk off somewhere a bit more serious.

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

    Quote Originally Posted by billybongo
    Quote Originally Posted by FiveAlpha
    Quote Originally Posted by chinooksdad
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    Five Alpha. We all know that those stories are BS, but are you on a drive to be voted the biggest arrsehole on this site? Stop wnaking so much and lighten up, Poindexter. There's only one person making a cnut out of himself, as far as I can see.

    Personally I think he should wnak a bit more - the rod up his arse is so upright its got a rod up it's arse (and before you retentfully point it out, thats from Principle Skinner). HJave a wnuk 5 Alpha. get laid. Have a gay affair. Just fcuking get out more.
    Tell us the story about how you gripped that walt again. Put it with the rest of the lies in this thread.
    Fuck my old boots - you are intergalactically boring.
    Don't you dare call 5A boring - he is nowhere near as interesting as that
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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

    Quote Originally Posted by chinooksdad
    Behaving like a nob when pissed is part and parcel of being in
    So, are you still 'in', or are you using your previous service as an excuse.

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

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    Quote Originally Posted by billybongo
    Quote Originally Posted by FiveAlpha
    Quote Originally Posted by chinooksdad
    Quote Originally Posted by the_guru
    Five Alpha. We all know that those stories are BS, but are you on a drive to be voted the biggest arrsehole on this site? Stop wnaking so much and lighten up, Poindexter. There's only one person making a cnut out of himself, as far as I can see.

    Personally I think he should wnak a bit more - the rod up his arse is so upright its got a rod up it's arse (and before you retentfully point it out, thats from Principle Skinner). HJave a wnuk 5 Alpha. get laid. Have a gay affair. Just fcuking get out more.
    Tell us the story about how you gripped that walt again. Put it with the rest of the lies in this thread.
    Fuck my old boots - you are intergalactically boring.
    Don't you dare call 5A boring - he is nowhere near as interesting as that
    I'd call him a cnut but I doubt hes anywhere near useful as that either.....

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

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    Got the popcorn, and the beer.

    Now sitting back watching the fireworks as 5A once again winds up a doss fcuker (CD), and someone who should know better (T_G).

    Does it ever get boring 5A, playing with the mongs?
    Never. Even an alocoholic's wandered in to the scrap. Probably taking the opprtunity to minesweep. I'm taking notes though on all of their cutting ripostes.

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    Re: Outrageous Comments to Officers and SNCOs

    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    Quote Originally Posted by chinooksdad
    Behaving like a nob when pissed is part and parcel of being in
    So, are you still 'in', or are you using your previous service as an excuse.
    just using previuos service as an excuse. They don't 'flick a switch' and set you to civvy mode when you leave.

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