Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

Now i prefer cats. They are not daft. You don't have to walk a cat, you can let it out and it will do it's own thing. You don't have to smother cats with love and affection when you walk in the door, they will let you know when it is acceptable to do this. In fact, cats let you know when it's acceptable to do anything. Clever little feckers they are. It's your fate to take the cat in MiB. Don't fight it.

You buffoon...you have been mind-fecked by an animal with a brain the size of a cocktail nibble. You don't have to smother dogs with affection, they will take care of that. Cats "let you know when its acceptable"? All cats please take notice that it is acceptable for me to kick your arrses - now and always.

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Originally Posted by thegimp

I'm dog sitting a staffy, it took on a black cat off the lead.....................staffy nil black cat 1

Cats are too smart and too manouverable

Cats are not smarter than dogs - university bods proved this recently. It's just they sit there all smug-like and con cat-lovers into thinking they are.

Secondly they are quick - but no more manoeuverable than say...a hare? So really cats are a good match for a dog that is too hopped up on Caesar or Winalot, to have have forgotten his essential purpose, to whit the destruction of these flea-ridden noxious pets.

Oh and to those who say - what about barn cats etc. for ratting and mousing...there is nothing a cat can do that a terrier cannot!

Never seen a terrier climb a tree. :D

Originally Posted by Recce19

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Originally Posted by thegimp

I'm dog sitting a staffy, it took on a black cat off the lead.....................staffy nil black cat 1

Cats are too smart and too manouverable

Cats are not smarter than dogs - university bods proved this recently. It's just they sit there all smug-like and con cat-lovers into thinking they are.

Secondly they are quick - but no more manoeuverable than say...a hare? So really cats are a good match for a dog that is too hopped up on Caesar or Winalot, to have have forgotten his essential purpose, to whit the destruction of these flea-ridden noxious pets.

Oh and to those who say - what about barn cats etc. for ratting and mousing...there is nothing a cat can do that a terrier cannot!

Never seen a terrier climb a tree. :D

Or have kittens!!! :D

Having just sat and watched my cat, sitting on top of a fence post, precariously balanced licking its arrse...I have to take my hat off to it! The ONLY possible reason for sitting, essentially, on top of a pole to fondle his own ricker with his tongue, was to piss off the next door neighbours 4 dogs!! Nails!

Originally Posted by bigbird67

Having just sat and watched my cat, sitting on top of a fence post, precariously balanced licking its arrse...I have to take my hat off to it! The ONLY possible reason for sitting, essentially, on top of a pole to fondle his own ricker with his tongue, was to piss off the next door neighbours 4 dogs!! Nails!

When I was a teenager, many moons ago, I had a cocker spanial. On fine days it was chained to a spike in the middle of the back garden. A large tom cat would saunter down the path towards it and sit, preening itself. My dog would launch after the cat and cartoon style, strangle itself as the chain came to its limit.

The cat continued doing this and had got very good at being just out of reach. Well, my dad moved the spike for the chain, up about a foot. Cat never came back after the realisation, that dog could now reach. :D

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Originally Posted by Cuddles

Cats are not smarter than dogs - university bods proved this recently. It's just they sit there all smug-like and con cat-lovers into thinking they are.

Cats are much smarter than dogs, or at least mine are compared to next doors german shepard.

2 cats tag teaming the mutt, one distracting it with hissing while the other jumps on the mutts back and gives a rather nasty full claw swipe to head, then the cute little darlings switch places.

20 mins of mutt being too dumb to realise their game plan, the cats decide they are bored so wander off into their own garden, mutt annoyed that he's been beaten by 2 little fluffballs decides to get revenge.

Escapes his garden, and chases fluffballs who promptly disappear though a hole in the back door (no not that sort of back door you deviants). Mutt slightly confused by the disappearing act, sticks head through hole (catflap) and much my amusement gets stuck.

Fluffballs see an opportunity not to be missed and resume mutt abuse.

The vet bill from mutt's non to happy owners soon ruined my amusement though

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager

I went out of my way to run a cat over in my car last month. I ran over its back legs.

Oh you cruel man! My heart pumps purple p1ss for the injustice of so treating one of Satan's little creations, the flea-bitten scum of the underside of a turd.

Well done, did you have to swerve far to clip it? Or did you use the flat iron on a pick-helve you have built for feline maiming?

A mate of mine was a cat hater. He did the same thing, swerved and went up an embankment chasing it, tipped over and killed himself. Mind you, he was driving the London to Glasgow express train at the time.

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Originally Posted by D0lly86

And as I speak I sh1t you not the other little bastad has come and dropped a half dead rodent on my bed.

Apparently that's a sign that the cat holds you in high esteem- bringing its kill home for you, and all that...one of our cats did that with half of a very large, very dead rabbit. The first I knew of it was Mum's hellish scream...thundered from one end of the house to the other (it was an 80-foot long ex RAAF hut)
to find Mum standing transfixed in the kitchen, the cat at her feet with the offal, and a Hitchcock-type trail of blood and bits out the door!

The cat seemed quite put out that its noble gesture met with such a poor reception...