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24-08-2009, 15:07 #1Senior Member
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Mental illness, pick one and why?
Personally, having a liking for the sudden squeak and expletive, I would pick Tourettes as my mental illness of choice.
The recent, well, few weeks ago, documentary with that Scots lad had me in stitches.
Edit due to cnut feck b0ll0xs KN0b!Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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24-08-2009, 15:10 #2Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Depends on what they're charging you with...
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24-08-2009, 15:12 #3Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
munchasens by proxy, at least some other poor basterds suffers it with you
Drugs eh? What's the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren't there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke.
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24-08-2009, 15:14 #4Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Hate to disappoint you but tourettes is not a mental illness but a neurological issue - wikipedia info regarding tourettes .
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I am more than aware that this is the naafi bar, but get your facts right first!
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24-08-2009, 15:14 #5Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Alzheimers for me thanks. I'm always in the shit for forgetting something or another, this would give me a legitimate excuse. Alternatively, if that didn't work, I'd try to forget the twat who argued with me in the first place.
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24-08-2009, 15:15 #6Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
I'd have Alzheimers.
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24-08-2009, 15:15 #7Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Can't think of anything else I'd rather have than Alzheimers.
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24-08-2009, 15:18 #8Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
I reckon Tourettes would be pretty cool, but if push came to shove I'd plump for Schizophrenia.
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24-08-2009, 15:25 #9Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Bi-Polar - like my wife. :D
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24-08-2009, 15:28 #10Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
I would prefer schizophrenia and so would I
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24-08-2009, 15:30 #11Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Noooooo, better to have Parkinsons than Alzheimers, as they say, better to spill half your pint than forget where you put it. :D Originally Posted by skintboymike
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24-08-2009, 15:33 #12Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Me too. Originally Posted by skintboymike
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24-08-2009, 15:33 #13Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Parkinsons would be the one for me.
Not only could I wank myself off just by holding my old boy, but I could also become a hip-hopping dance demon without really trying.
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24-08-2009, 15:39 #14Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
PMT for me.
Well it seems to work for the women, so why can't I claim it as an illness.Could you please take a look at my JustGiving page and if you can, please donate a few quid. Thank you. My JustGiving page.
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24-08-2009, 15:42 #15Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
You're never alone with schizophrenia.
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