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Discuss Mental illness, pick one and why? at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I'll just stick with the one I already have..Satyromania/Satyriasis. Must go, a woman has just ...
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24-08-2009, 19:26 #31
Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
I'll just stick with the one I already have..Satyromania/Satyriasis. Must go, a woman has just walked past.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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24-08-2009, 19:36 #32Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Mrs Blackrat said i was a bit Schizophrenic the other night, which made me chuckle. We had a good laugh about it to be honest.
I set her wardrobe on fire an hour later."I'm speeding Officer because i'm touching cloth"
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24-08-2009, 19:56 #33
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A mate of mine suffers from Paranoia. He had to give up playing Rugby because everytime there was a scrum, he thought that they were all talking about him.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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24-08-2009, 20:02 #34Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Delusional paranois, got me off a charge a few years ago, minimum treatment, lovely
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24-08-2009, 20:03 #35Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Where you holding a spearman at the time?
Originally Posted by silckcutpara
Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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24-08-2009, 20:04 #36Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Paranoid delusional psychosis, acute bi-Polar disorder and clincal depression.
Fcuking have them anyway, so no need to worry about making it up :D
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24-08-2009, 20:07 #37Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
No, a packet of silck cut Originally Posted by mucus2
Where you holding a spearman at the time? Originally Posted by silckcutpara
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24-08-2009, 20:08 #38Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
And a dead oxxxr Originally Posted by silckcutpara
No, a packet of silck cut Originally Posted by mucus2
Where you holding a spearman at the time? Originally Posted by silckcutpara
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24-08-2009, 20:09 #39Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
Well, my dear rear end raper, youse sir is a kant, so feck right off. Originally Posted by silckcutpara
No, a packet of silck cut Originally Posted by mucus2
Where you holding a spearman at the time? Originally Posted by silckcutpara
Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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24-08-2009, 23:18 #40Senior Member
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Re: Mental illness, pick one and why?
We agreed on scizophrenia...
the 'repeated' alzheima posts made me laugh.That's me in the middle...
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