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Discuss Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond... at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte I read this tale with interest but noted that there were ...
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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    Quote Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte
    I read this tale with interest but noted that there were plenty of gaps in the story................

    ..........The rest as they say, Is in the papers.

    Fin
    But of course it may not be true.

    Disclaimer post, is just in case "La Monde" are reading this and have the copyright to an abridged version that the fat French spy walt liar is contracted to write none-time soon.

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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    The whole story must be a wah by an arrser!

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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    now when's that coming out in paperback mon brave?
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    Nothing to see here, move along...

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    Your explanation Arte et marte is beautiful. I doubted this story in Le Monde from the outset, but having read the truth of it from you, I can well believe it. The man is a hero.
    Doing extreme shit since before Jebus.

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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    From The Mail:

    A former spy convicted of fraud in the United Arab Emirates has told how he made a bid for freedom by donning a wetsuit disguised under a burka before diving into the ocean.
    True Lies with a twist!


    That's MDN!

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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

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    That's MDN!
    He was odd (and very funny) but did he wear a bra that size?

    Does he smoke french fags? (Don't answer that)

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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    It is weird than his in his clandestine life and death escape from torture and imprisonment that he had a mucker with a digital camera to hand.

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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    He doesn't look like authentic 'spook' material to me. Here's his website:

    http://www.escapefromdubai.com/

    You wouldn't catch genuine spies, proper covert ops chappies or former members of top-hole, elite Regiments writing books and flogging them on websites, would you.

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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    Quote Originally Posted by Legs
    That's MDN!
    No, MDN is David Shayler / Delores!


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    Re: Je m'appelle Bond, Jacques Bond...

    I would
    In God I trust everybody else signs.

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