Thread: Most bizzare hobby or pass time

Fcuking Morris Dancing?

WTF is that all about? Usually done by old sad slightly racist semi alcoholics (see how much the cnuts drink after hey nonny no-ing around the boozer garden.)

But recently I saw a 'Morissette', 20 something female, who looked attractive and normal enough.

Until you spoke to her, that is...and it became apparent that she was a Belinda No-Mates and desperate for a boyfriend, even if he is a Morris dancer.

I used to run a pub near Henley on Thames (I felt like one of the Beverley Hillbillies) and we had to run a function for the Oxfordshire Morrismen-an odder bunch of inbred mutant freaks you'll not find. I walked across the road to get a paper, glanced to my right, did a double take and saw the massed horde of dribbling, funny-shaped-head, bizarrely clad freaks shuffling toward my establishment- mutants!

Another interesting pastime…

Daily Mail - Innocent trainspotter suspected of being a terrorist by police after taking photos of trains
When trainspotter Stephen White noticed some interesting engines, he wasted no time in taking pictures of them for his collection.
It was the start of a bizarre sequence of events involving midnight phone calls, police raids and even, it is claimed, suspected terrorism.
Miss White's car number plate was also noted and police traced it to her home in Lincolnshire, where a neighbour gave them her mobile phone number.
An officer then phoned her in the early hours, waking her daughter Jessica, 11, and six-year-old son Bryn, and demanded she take the photos to a police station despite her innocent explanation.
Not wishing to interrupt the family holiday, Miss White, a 41-year-old civil servant, refused.
Police swooped on the campsite the next day, and again demanded to take the photos.
But Mr White and his sister say they were so annoyed with the officers for not believing that they were not terrorists and for harassing them that they refused to hand over the snaps.
The next day, they say, their car was pulled over by a police officer with his blue lights flashing. Again, he demanded the camera and pictures, but the family stood their ground.
Mr White, a coach driver, said: 'We were treated and hunted as if we were terrorists and a threat to national security, which was ridiculous. This has totally ruined the holiday, just because I'm a bit of a train geek who took pictures of some engines.
'The police officers from Dyfed Powys who came to our campsite were very heavy-handed and were threatening to send Special Branch round to see us and the house. They wanted to know what I'd been doing and I tried to explain I was just a trainspotter and wasn't some sort of Al Qaeda terrorist.
'It's just an innocent photo - which you could find on Google Earth anyway. I've put a complaint in to the police already but they still won't let it rest.'
A spokesman for Dyfed Powys Police confirmed that officers 'sought an explanation from Mr White regarding his activities following a report of suspicious behaviour at an oil refinery site in West Wales.
'Following an explanation from him, no further action was taken.'

Originally Posted by absquatulation

Another interesting pastime…

Daily Mail - Innocent trainspotter suspected of being a terrorist by police after taking photos of trains
When trainspotter Stephen White noticed some interesting engines, he wasted no time in taking pictures of them for his collection.
It was the start of a bizarre sequence of events involving midnight phone calls, police raids and even, it is claimed, suspected terrorism.
Miss White's car number plate was also noted and police traced it to her home in Lincolnshire, where a neighbour gave them her mobile phone number.
An officer then phoned her in the early hours, waking her daughter Jessica, 11, and six-year-old son Bryn, and demanded she take the photos to a police station despite her innocent explanation.
Not wishing to interrupt the family holiday, Miss White, a 41-year-old civil servant, refused.
Police swooped on the campsite the next day, and again demanded to take the photos.
But Mr White and his sister say they were so annoyed with the officers for not believing that they were not terrorists and for harassing them that they refused to hand over the snaps.
The next day, they say, their car was pulled over by a police officer with his blue lights flashing. Again, he demanded the camera and pictures, but the family stood their ground.
Mr White, a coach driver, said: 'We were treated and hunted as if we were terrorists and a threat to national security, which was ridiculous. This has totally ruined the holiday, just because I'm a bit of a train geek who took pictures of some engines.
'The police officers from Dyfed Powys who came to our campsite were very heavy-handed and were threatening to send Special Branch round to see us and the house. They wanted to know what I'd been doing and I tried to explain I was just a trainspotter and wasn't some sort of Al Qaeda terrorist.
'It's just an innocent photo - which you could find on Google Earth anyway. I've put a complaint in to the police already but they still won't let it rest.'
A spokesman for Dyfed Powys Police confirmed that officers 'sought an explanation from Mr White regarding his activities following a report of suspicious behaviour at an oil refinery site in West Wales.
'Following an explanation from him, no further action was taken.'

Trans-sexual trainspotter?

I collect Daily Telegraph obituaries.

With bated breath I await to see this brick creation wot you 'ave made.

What?

Where's the Lego post gone?

It was there 10 seconds ago.............Jeez I need to get out. :D

I find LEGO quite therapeutical.
Here's my latest model.

Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones

My ex brother in law spent ages building a radio controlled submarine.

I went to see the maiden voyage at Frensham Ponds.

All you could see was the aerial sticking through the water.

I wish I could say it sank but it did'nt.

it sounds like it went down well though.

Originally Posted by BenghaziBandit

I find LEGO quite therapeutical.
Hrer's my latest model.

I thought I was going a bit mental there BenghaziBandit.

Phew!

Interesting brickwork. :P

You've got to love the Japanese

man collects sex dolls.

apprently his women don't lie or cheat.

Arte_ I do apolagise!
Wrote the text then found after I posted that the pic was too big!!
So had to go back and downsize!

Originally Posted by msr

The TA.

Not so much a hobby, more of a cult: http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/r...proofspoof.htm

MSR

Don't be daft. The TA's not a cult. Let me quote you. A cult, by definition requires:

"Dynamic leaders who exercise control and influence over members' lives"

I rest my case.

Hamster Feltching.

ah now we have a man worthy of ARRSE.

Porn collection

Dont worry its just a link to an article no porn and no breach of the new rules!

However the guy has over 200,000 items in his collection and we're not talking single images here, we're talking books and magazines.