Thread: Most bizzare hobby or pass time

I've been doing a very silly sport for 13 years now:

At weekends I like to climb up big hills and sit on the top of them. I carry a big heavy awkward bag filled with various bits of kit that I don't use.

Sometimes I sit and hope the wind blows towards me. Sometimes I hope that it won't blow so hard and sometimes I sit there and hope it will actually blow at all. The big bag is useful for leaning against when I'm waiting for the wind.

There are many people in the UK that meet on the top of hills to pursue this sport. We all sit around and talk about the weather together and then we all climb down the hill and go home.

Originally Posted by bigeye

I've been doing a very silly sport for 13 years now:

At weekends I like to climb up big hills and sit on the top of them. I carry a big heavy awkward bag filled with various bits of kit that I don't use.

Sometimes I sit and hope the wind blows towards me. Sometimes I hope that it won't blow so hard and sometimes I sit there and hope it will actually blow at all. The big bag is useful for leaning against when I'm waiting for the wind.

There are many people in the UK that meet on the top of hills to pursue this sport. We all sit around and talk about the weather together and then we all climb down the hill and go home.

When I lived in the Pennines we had a name for your kind.

Fooking tourists.

Originally Posted by bigeye

I've been doing a very silly sport for 13 years now:

At weekends I like to climb up big hills and sit on the top of them. I carry a big heavy awkward bag filled with various bits of kit that I don't use.

Sometimes I sit and hope the wind blows towards me. Sometimes I hope that it won't blow so hard and sometimes I sit there and hope it will actually blow at all. The big bag is useful for leaning against when I'm waiting for the wind.

There are many people in the UK that meet on the top of hills to pursue this sport. We all sit around and talk about the weather together and then we all climb down the hill and go home.

Surely your a bit old for flying kites! fnaar fnaar

Originally Posted by jagman

Originally Posted by bigeye

I've been doing a very silly sport for 13 years now:

At weekends I like to climb up big hills and sit on the top of them. I carry a big heavy awkward bag filled with various bits of kit that I don't use.

Sometimes I sit and hope the wind blows towards me. Sometimes I hope that it won't blow so hard and sometimes I sit there and hope it will actually blow at all. The big bag is useful for leaning against when I'm waiting for the wind.

There are many people in the UK that meet on the top of hills to pursue this sport. We all sit around and talk about the weather together and then we all climb down the hill and go home.

When I lived in the Pennines we had a name for your kind.

Fooking tourists.

The Pennines do boast some excellent wind waiting sites I admit.

I once did a spoof hobby to wind up a geek at work (BR) Collecting Railway Telegraph Insulators, joke was a bit difficult as most pole routes were gone but the lads found a few down the bank and I found a book on the subject in the library. I mounted them on the lockers in the depot. Oddly enough I was promoted out to another depot shortly afterwards!

Originally Posted by DavidBOC

Probably the strangest hobby is surfing the NAAFI Bar at ARRSE.co.uk

Even more bizarre is that some people enjoy it.

Now that's just too sick,you pervert.

I must admit, trawling thro the Lady Thread and viewing the mighty Meridian's fine collection has become a bit of a compulsary occupation. On top of that, the hobby seems to have developed into spotting which women he has posted on previously. At least that's how it begins, after a few mins I just get blinded by the t i t s.

Now whether this is strange or bizarre, I've no idea, but I collect moles. I mean models of the furry, burrowy animals, not the unsightly brown splotches on folks' bodies. I don't know if anybody's noticed, but you can get models of just about any animal, insect or bird, however, models of moles are very thin on the ground. I can't understand why.

In the 30 years I've been collecting moles, I've only managed to gather 41, and three of those I made myself. So my heartfelt plea to manufacturers of model animals etc is: can we have some more moles, please?

MsG

I'm surprised that MDN hasn't posted some of his bizarre habits.
Although it would probably take him several hours to type the list.

Vicars arse rubbing. Its like brass rubbing, only using a vicars arse instead. Obvious really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDCSIJiWCM

Originally Posted by Pork_Pie

Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones

I saw this on the telly once but don't ask me to provide a link.

Some bloke (probably from the Midlands) decides that aerials are really interesting.

He takes photo's of them all the time, TV aerials, car aerials, any aerial.

He then got pulled in by MI5 because he'd been taking pictures of 'funny' aerials and apparently MI5 are very grateful to him because he has pictures of aerials that they did'nt even know existed.

Still doing it now apparently.

I bet he's interesting to talk to.

He's OK, if you're on his wavelength.

Went to an Aerial Wedding recently.... The Church service was rubbish but the reception was fantastic!





.....Thanks for that one Tommy! (Edited once for spulling an easy word dead dead funnily)

Ho ho

I shit you not, this guy collects Arse wipes.


Web Page Name

For quite awhile I was a Handshake Collector. This may help you to understand, an old article from The Independent
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion...se-629125.html
also here as well : http://www.courierpress.com/news/200...shake/?print=1

I got the Late Emperor Hirohito of Japan in 3, plus numerous others in 4 or 5

An easy & harmless hobby I commend to all

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by gdm.bizkit

Originally Posted by kingburn_99

www.cakefarts.com

Must have been done before. I would class this as a hobby and a past time so!

cakefarts, ahh, not seen that in a year or so... Great laughs to be had. Should have seen the face on my mates mrs when we were watching it and she walked in.

I had to turn that off! I feel rather nauesous.

what put you off mate the cake or the girl?

I think her farting on the cake pointing her ricker towards me. I think i'm getting one of my Annie Walker headaches.

www.meatspin.com

thats more up your ally jarrod ;)

Originally Posted by Bugsy

Models of moles are very thin on the ground. I can't understand why.
MsG

Dats cuz dey is unnerground innit