Most bizzare hobby or pass time

**uncle_vanya** · 23-08-2009, 22:59

Well... boogar Oi... I thought the was collecting 'nails'... the sorty o metal thingies ye hammer intae wood..or somfink similar.... :P

Eache to their own, say I.... I collect Cheese.... but I get this overpowering urge to eat it soon after 'collecting' it from the supermarket... :P

**March_Hare** · 23-08-2009, 23:00

I wouldn't advise the video of Brazillian's guffing on one another then Jarrod. I showed that to a friend at University and the sod vomited in my waste paper basket.

A tasteful video of some Brazilian's farting on each others noses.

**TaffJ** · 23-08-2009, 23:08

Originally Posted by jack-daniels

I've got OCD which is a bit of a hobby.

I've got CDO which is a bit like OCD but in alphabtical order (stolen from some comedian somewhere)

**BiscuitsAB** · 23-08-2009, 23:54

Fairly odd

http://www.mattcawley.com/weird/abnormal.htm#sec1

**BiscuitsAB** · 24-08-2009, 00:59

now this is naval gazing!

"It was on the 17th of January 1984 that I found myself under-occupied in a youth hostel in Brisbane. The night was steamy and stormy - too wet outside and too hot inside to do very much, and my attention drifted to my belly button. There it was ... fluff! I must have seen it before that night, but this occasion was the first time I ever picked it out and wondered about it. I became curious about how much navel fluff one person could generate (enough to stuff a cushion, maybe?), and the only way to find for sure was to collect it and see. My first piece of navel fluff was stored in an empty film canister, and the collection had begun."

Graham Barker

**Sparky2339** · 24-08-2009, 01:08

I collect tea towels.

I get sent/given them from all over the world.

At the reading of my Gran's will, she left me her collection of tea towels.

I wet my breeks laughing at the announcement, the family were nonplussed, but my Gran knew my sense of humour.

Anytime someone goes abroad on Hols and offers to bring me back tobacco or booze, the answer's "NO, bring me back a tea towel".

Every time i walk into my local boozer, someone has been abroad and brought back a tea towel and left it behind the bar for me.

Yes, it's odd, but it makes me laugh.

Sorry Gran (if yer watching), but that joke of yours has developed a life of it's own. :D :D

**BiscuitsAB** · 24-08-2009, 02:01

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

I collect tea towels.

I get sent/given them from all over the world.

At the reading of my Gran's will, she left me her collection of tea towels.

I wet my breeks laughing at the announcement, the family were nonplussed, but my Gran knew my sense of humour.

Anytime someone goes abroad on Hols and offers to bring me back tobacco or booze, the answer's "NO, bring me back a tea towel".

Every time i walk into my local boozer, someone has been abroad and brought back a tea towel and left it behind the bar for me.

Yes, it's odd, but it makes me laugh.

Sorry Gran (if yer watching), but that joke of yours has developed a life of it's own. :D :D

Ah I might be able to find a very nice one I picked up. Apparently "michael stone is ulsters hero" i think it must be second hand though cause it has a great big hand print on it, i tried to wash the red paint out but it just wouldnt shift.

**Sparky2339** · 24-08-2009, 02:08

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Ah I might be able to find a very nice one I picked up. Apparently "michael stone is ulsters hero" i think it must be second hand though cause it has a great big hand print on it, i tried to wash the red paint out but it just wouldnt shift.

I would gladly add that to my collection Biccies!!! :D :D

C'mon the Hoops lol

**BiscuitsAB** · 24-08-2009, 02:14

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Ah I might be able to find a very nice one I picked up. Apparently "michael stone is ulsters hero" i think it must be second hand though cause it has a great big hand print on it, i tried to wash the red paint out but it just wouldnt shift.

I would gladly add that to my collection Biccies!!! :D :D

C'mon the Hoops lol

IIRC its tucked away in my old cardboard suitcase (do they still issue them?) I shall have a look for it.

**serac** · 24-08-2009, 02:51

Originally Posted by maguire

I like not washing my feet for a month at a time and then spend an evening picking all the black bits out from between my toes.

my best mate likes to sit and watch.

That is not a hobby that is called being a grotty basterdo, but saying that i as many other ex sevice men suffer with is hard skinned feet, mainly on the ball and heel, i like to take an old fashion razor blade and shave as much off as i can much like peeling an orange

**SpannerSpanker** · 24-08-2009, 02:59

Originally Posted by serac

Originally Posted by maguire

I like not washing my feet for a month at a time and then spend an evening picking all the black bits out from between my toes.

my best mate likes to sit and watch.

That is not a hobby that is called being a grotty basterdo, but saying that i as many other ex sevice men suffer with is hard skinned feet, mainly on the ball and heel, i like to take an old fashion razor blade and shave as much off as i can much like peeling an orange

Just watch that annoying fecking advert about the 'ped egg' it can shave the skin off your feet so you can even collect all the dead skin for your hobby if you wish!!! But not only that it is so safe you can't even cut a balloon, so you cant even slit your wrists with it...!! :P

**serac** · 24-08-2009, 03:07

Originally Posted by SpannerSpanker

Originally Posted by serac

Originally Posted by maguire

I like not washing my feet for a month at a time and then spend an evening picking all the black bits out from between my toes.

my best mate likes to sit and watch.

That is not a hobby that is called being a grotty basterdo, but saying that i as many other ex sevice men suffer with is hard skinned feet, mainly on the ball and heel, i like to take an old fashion razor blade and shave as much off as i can much like peeling an orange

Just watch that annoying fecking advert about the 'ped egg' it can shave the skin off your feet so you can even collect all the dead skin for your hobby if you wish!!! But not only that it is so safe you can't even cut a balloon, so you cant even slit your wrists with it...!! :P

That justtakes all the fun out of it it becomes an artform untill you go a bit to far and actually cut yourself that stings like fcuk not good when that happens

**BiscuitsAB** · 24-08-2009, 10:13

Originally Posted by serac

Originally Posted by SpannerSpanker

Originally Posted by serac

Originally Posted by maguire

I like not washing my feet for a month at a time and then spend an evening picking all the black bits out from between my toes.

my best mate likes to sit and watch.

That is not a hobby that is called being a grotty basterdo, but saying that i as many other ex sevice men suffer with is hard skinned feet, mainly on the ball and heel, i like to take an old fashion razor blade and shave as much off as i can much like peeling an orange

Just watch that annoying fecking advert about the 'ped egg' it can shave the skin off your feet so you can even collect all the dead skin for your hobby if you wish!!! But not only that it is so safe you can't even cut a balloon, so you cant even slit your wrists with it...!! :P

That justtakes all the fun out of it it becomes an artform untill you go a bit to far and actually cut yourself that stings like fcuk not good when that happens

Thats just fucking disgusting and fits right in between toe nail collecting and belly button fluff.

**BiscuitsAB** · 24-08-2009, 10:17

Ok not strictly a hobby, but you have to wonder at who started this collection and how the hell they thought it was a good idea.

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**mac1** · 24-08-2009, 10:27

did a days work for a friend who is a gardener which involved assistance whilst he cut down trees with his chainsaw. He bought the chainsaw 2nd hand from someone who collects them; buys them 2nd hand, does them up etc like some people do cars, motorbikes. I laughed when he told me this and he told me this isn't anything unusual: he'd seen a programme showing someone who collected lawnmowers...