Most bizzare hobby or pass time

**jarrod248** · 23-08-2009, 21:38

Originally Posted by gdm.bizkit

Originally Posted by kingburn_99

www.cakefarts.com

Must have been done before. I would class this as a hobby and a past time so!

cakefarts, ahh, not seen that in a year or so... Great laughs to be had. Should have seen the face on my mates mrs when we were watching it and she walked in.

I had to turn that off! I feel rather nauesous.

**BiscuitsAB** · 23-08-2009, 21:40

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by gdm.bizkit

Originally Posted by kingburn_99

www.cakefarts.com

Must have been done before. I would class this as a hobby and a past time so!

cakefarts, ahh, not seen that in a year or so... Great laughs to be had. Should have seen the face on my mates mrs when we were watching it and she walked in.

I had to turn that off! I feel rather nauesous.

what put you off mate the cake or the girl?

**MadKev** · 23-08-2009, 21:48

Just finished sharpening my tools and implements, e.g. axes, to razor sharpness. And my spade. I know the metal is one molecule thick, because the wany edge strops off on the palm of my hand.

Then oiling them, then putting them away in sequence of size or sharpness. See my knives, don't they whistle across the wind? Watch, as I flense light into constituent colours with them.

Inluding socket sets, I'd say about 700 items in a roller cabinet, top box and bespoke cases.

It ain't me who's got a problem, right? You're the sicko for reading this. MK.

**BiscuitsAB** · 23-08-2009, 21:55

Originally Posted by MadKev

Just finished sharpening my tools and implements, e.g. axes, to razor sharpness. And my spade. I know the metal is one molecule thick, because the wany edge strops off on the palm of my hand.

Then oiling them, then putting them away in sequence of size or sharpness. See my knives, don't they whistle across the wind? Watch, as I flense light into constituent colours with them.

Inluding socket sets, I'd say about 700 items in a roller cabinet, top box and bespoke cases.

It ain't me who's got a problem, right? You're the sicko for reading this. MK.

Sorry mate but thats just being prepared

better to have a sharp tool to do the job

**LancePrivateJones** · 23-08-2009, 22:04

I saw this on the telly once but don't ask me to provide a link.

Some bloke (probably from the Midlands) decides that aerials are really interesting.

He takes photo's of them all the time, TV aerials, car aerials, any aerial.

He then got pulled in by MI5 because he'd been taking pictures of 'funny' aerials and apparently MI5 are very grateful to him because he has pictures of aerials that they did'nt even know existed.

Still doing it now apparently.

I bet he's interesting to talk to.

**jarrod248** · 23-08-2009, 22:08

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by gdm.bizkit

Originally Posted by kingburn_99

www.cakefarts.com

Must have been done before. I would class this as a hobby and a past time so!

cakefarts, ahh, not seen that in a year or so... Great laughs to be had. Should have seen the face on my mates mrs when we were watching it and she walked in.

I had to turn that off! I feel rather nauesous.

what put you off mate the cake or the girl?

I think her farting on the cake pointing her ricker towards me. I think i'm getting one of my Annie Walker headaches.

**MadKev** · 23-08-2009, 22:08

Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones

I saw this on the telly once but don't ask me to provide a link.

Some bloke (probably from the Midlands) decides that aerials are really interesting.

He takes photo's of them all the time, TV aerials, car aerials, any aerial.

He then got pulled in by MI5 because he'd been taking pictures of 'funny' aerials and apparently MI5 are very grateful to him because he has pictures of aerials that they did'nt even know existed.

Still doing it now apparently.

I bet he's interesting to talk to.

Nah, they're just aerial photographs. Phnarr, phnarr.

**Bugsy** · 23-08-2009, 22:13

Talking about seeing things on telly: I remember yonks ago on the telly in Switzerland that there was a programme about a crematorium in Berlin. Apart from showing the "inner workings", they also showed the hobby of one of the assistants there - which was riding a unicycle around the place. Very bizarre indeed!

MsG

**befeater** · 23-08-2009, 22:17

thinking about getting into human taxiderme

**Pork_Pie** · 23-08-2009, 22:24

Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones

I saw this on the telly once but don't ask me to provide a link.

Some bloke (probably from the Midlands) decides that aerials are really interesting.

He takes photo's of them all the time, TV aerials, car aerials, any aerial.

He then got pulled in by MI5 because he'd been taking pictures of 'funny' aerials and apparently MI5 are very grateful to him because he has pictures of aerials that they did'nt even know existed.

Still doing it now apparently.

I bet he's interesting to talk to.

He's OK, if you're on his wavelength.

**Arte_et_Marte** · 23-08-2009, 22:37

I give you six of the best. (Ooh er missus)

Below are six links to real websites that appreciate the finer points of life.

They all work, I know because I have lost 10 minutes of my miserable life researching this load of bollox, but someone here might enjoy and dare I say actually subscibe to one (or more).

PYLONS

DUST CAPS

CORDUROY

PARK BENCHES

TRAFFIC CONES

ROUNDABOUTS

**paralog** · 23-08-2009, 22:38

Just look at the bearded twat, what would you expect from a twat that looks like that.

**firestarter** · 23-08-2009, 22:51

I know a chap who collects the tassels of coffin ropes from each funeral he attends .

**salforddude** · 23-08-2009, 22:55

This one was briefly popular in the Beerhouse in Manchester a couple of years ago
http://users.breathe.com/yorick/potspot/potspot.pdf
I still have some wobbly pictures of a distant Tadcaster Stoat.