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**jarrod248** · 15-08-2009, 16:36

Originally Posted by cbgramc

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by Redmon1

As a member of Wheatwall, a political pressure group for lovers of Combine Harvester lovers, I wish to complain of users of this site being derogatory and basically harvesterphobic

Do combined harversters respect you in the morning or cook you breakfast, no of course not. You'd be better off with a woman a man or a chef.

Jarrod thats a bit ist or phobic you should know better it takes all sorts (a bit like yourself) :D

I apologise unreservedly I did not want to cause offence if you want to fcuk a combined harvester off you go.

**trowel** · 15-08-2009, 16:50

I've just realised why I am a "closet" agricultural show visitor. Oh the shame.

**jarrod248** · 15-08-2009, 16:54

Originally Posted by trowel

I've just realised why I am a "closet" agricultural show visitor. Oh the shame.

Hmmmm Steam traction engine porn, threshing machines oh i'm getting so horny now. I need to see a Fred Dibnah programme to bring me to completion.

**Gremlin** · 15-08-2009, 17:06

I'm a 'Machinist' and proud! I did my nuts here last weekend:

Happy days, http://www.ellinghamshow.co.uk/

**C.C.C** · 15-08-2009, 17:10

might get me a pair...

**jarrod248** · 15-08-2009, 17:12

Is that a Foden? hmmm how lovely look at the chassis on her.

**cbgramc** · 15-08-2009, 17:26

Should this be marked NSFW?

**eodmatt** · 15-08-2009, 17:28

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by Redmon1

As a member of Wheatwall, a political pressure group for lovers of Combine Harvester lovers, I wish to complain of users of this site being derogatory and basically harvesterphobic

Do combined harversters respect you in the morning or cook you breakfast, no of course not. You'd be better off with a woman a man or a chef.

How vary DARE you Mr. Jarrod? It is this kind of harvesterphobic comment that makes it so difficult for folks to deal with their agriyearnings and lead normal lives. Without wishing to be corny, it is probably you or people like you who stook to making stereotypic jokes like "Whats the definintion of a tractor?, A farm vehicle that can spread shit on both sides of the road at once". I know that others are chaffing at the bit to have a thresh at you so I would just remind you that as ye sow, so shall ye reap!

**jarrod248** · 15-08-2009, 17:34

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by Redmon1

As a member of Wheatwall, a political pressure group for lovers of Combine Harvester lovers, I wish to complain of users of this site being derogatory and basically harvesterphobic

Do combined harversters respect you in the morning or cook you breakfast, no of course not. You'd be better off with a woman a man or a chef.

How vary DARE you Mr. Jarrod? It is this kind of harvesterphobic comment that makes it so difficult for folks to deal with their agriyearnings and lead normal lives. Without wishing to be corny, it is probably you or people like you who stook to making stereotypic jokes like "Whats the definintion of a tractor?, A farm vehicle that can spread s*** on both sides of the road at once". I know that others are chaffing at the bit to have a thresh at you so I would just remind you that as ye sow, so shall ye reap!

Look I've apologised and I think people should be allowed to scatter their wild oats where they want. I hope you all get an EU subsidy to enjoy your hobbies but I do think it is a bit devient. Now some of you might like a shower after your agricultural frolics :D