Another factor to consider is that not all men's standards are created equal - if I were to take this test myself I would no doubt end up just counting how many females (ish) I can see. Maybe there's scope for including the assessor's personal standards within the formula, using a 1-5 rating;

1. Boring and faithful
2. Considers cheating on a regular basis
3. Has cheated before and is likely to do so again
4. Is open to any offers
5. Bangs anything with a pulse

An assessor's rating of 1 in an area with a QQQ of 20 could be considered an awesome combo, whereas an assessor's rating of 5 in an area with a QQQ of 155 would be dubious at best.

Every yin needs its yang, for the amazingness of QQQ the horror of the CCC (Crap Clunge Count) would give a realistic picture of the ratio of beautiful lovelies to utter hippocrocogorillapigs.

QQQ:CCC in Yeovil just before lunch - 2:15. That's 2 I would and 15 I wouldn't pi$$ on if they were on fire.

So for an honest AMA (Area Minge Assessment) we have to calculate the assessor's personal standards and alcohol level, then apply the QQQ. Halve the final score if the assessor is single. I'd appreciate it if some maths boffins could apply the final technique to create a formula, I want to put it on a t-shirt

Originally Posted by Dennis48

Originally Posted by Schleswig-Holstein

but unfortunately, where I live (Belfast), the QQQ is negative (I had to keep counting for 5 mins before I saw owt that scored)...

Try hanging around the freezer section of Tescos at Knocknagoney on a Saturday you'll soon change yer mind.

Only one place worse than Belfast centre- Stroke City.

The QQQ will also be a seasonal record. Speaking for Norn Iron once the first frost hits the ground all the 'reasonables and above' disappear and won't be seen for at least 7 months- b1tches!

Originally Posted by shimna01

Originally Posted by Dennis48

Originally Posted by Schleswig-Holstein

but unfortunately, where I live (Belfast), the QQQ is negative (I had to keep counting for 5 mins before I saw owt that scored)...

Try hanging around the freezer section of Tescos at Knocknagoney on a Saturday you'll soon change yer mind.

Only one place worse than Belfast centre- Stroke City.

The QQQ will also be a seasonal record

Another factor to consider. This is becoming hard work now. :D

I went static at the ABC Mall in Beirut for 3 minutes, and lost count!!!
Go to any beach resort this time of year and its off the charts.
Flange-rut

Originally Posted by doomlord

I went static at the ABC Mall in Beirut for 3 minutes, and lost count!!!
Go to any beach resort this time of year and its off the charts.
Flange-rut

Perhaps we need to go logarithmic.

Originally Posted by CutLunchCommando

Originally Posted by doomlord

I went static at the ABC Mall in Beirut for 3 minutes, and lost count!!!
Go to any beach resort this time of year and its off the charts.
Flange-rut

Perhaps we need to go logarithmic.

And calculate the Standard Deviation.

My brain hurts

Originally Posted by JonnoJonno

Originally Posted by CutLunchCommando

Originally Posted by doomlord

I went static at the ABC Mall in Beirut for 3 minutes, and lost count!!!
Go to any beach resort this time of year and its off the charts.
Flange-rut

Perhaps we need to go logarithmic.

And calculate the Standard Deviation.

My brain hurts

I would say on this site, the deviations are anything but standard.

results from an east leeds supermarket at lunch time, based upon the QQQ:CCC method as pioneered by empty_vessel above.

10:30 Poor show all round.