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    Pet Hates.

    Tell what or who, gets up yer hooter most.

    I hate Bull fights and the fcuking spectators.
    It is disgusting to see the bull standing there with fckiing great heavy iron barbs hanging from its muscles, its head drooping from all the lance thrusts from the cnutadors and their poor old nags with intestines hanging out from being gored by the bull. I just love it when the bull suddenly takes the strutting, spangled little popinjay pratador unawares and gores him right up his freakin jacksy.


    It's edited at last..now piss off!
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    Bad day in the office huh?
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    Re: Pet Hates.

    GP's who x-ray lower backs for 'low back pain'
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    ooooh and people from Llangefni!!
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    Re: Pet Hates.

    Flies and wasps, they're also rubbish pets, a dog is much better.

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    Re: Pet Hates.

    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    Tell what or who, gets up yer hooter most.

    I hate Bull fights and the fcuking spectators.
    It is disgusting to see the bull standing there with fckiing great heavy iron barbs hanging from it's muscles, it's head drooping from all the lance thrusts from the cnutadors and their poor old nags with intestines hanging out from being gored by the bull. I just love it when the bull suddenly takes the strutting, spangled little popinjay pratador unawares and gores him right up his freakin jacksy.
    I can’t stand it when people don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”.

    That and bull fighting.
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    Re: Pet Hates.

    Downgraded fat bastards who keep volunteering me (and the other fit lads) for extra PT/Exercises/Tours/Competitons/Parades etc while they sit on their fat arse getting praise.

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    My pet hates it when i bray him with a shovel for no apparent reason
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    Re: Pet Hates.

    Quote Originally Posted by VMechA
    Bad day in the office huh?
    Never been in an office vm, oh yeah, 55yrs back. Got a reprimand.
    No old fart ones, please.
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    People with the union flag upside down...grips me!

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    Re: Pet Hates.

    Quote Originally Posted by ScouseD
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    Tell what or who, gets up yer hooter most.

    I hate Bull fights and the fcuking spectators.
    It is disgusting to see the bull standing there with fckiing great heavy iron barbs hanging from it's muscles, it's head drooping from all the lance thrusts from the cnutadors and their poor old nags with intestines hanging out from being gored by the bull. I just love it when the bull suddenly takes the strutting, spangled little popinjay pratador unawares and gores him right up his freakin jacksy.
    I can’t stand it when people don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”.

    That and bull fighting.
    Got me there. Bugger!
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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