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**longlivethequeen** · 07-08-2009, 16:04

Would you help Gordon Brown if he had a heart attack in front of you in the street.

And what words would you whisper in his ear as he lay dying?

**PrinceAlbert** · 07-08-2009, 16:05

Yup.....I'd help by jumping up and down on his chest.

**JimmyNeutron** · 07-08-2009, 16:05

Yes. I'd help him along. With my hand over his mouth.

**GordonBrown** · 07-08-2009, 16:11

I'd help by battering the paramedics that came to help the angel......

**vampireuk** · 07-08-2009, 16:12

Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.

**tomthetinker** · 07-08-2009, 16:14

I'd be too busy filming his agonies as he died. Imagine what Sky News and the rest would pay for a film of Cyclops checking out.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would however offer to phone for an ambulance; testing my acting skills as I didn't press the send button and conducted an urgent conversation with an imaginary operator.

**Miner** · 07-08-2009, 16:14

I'd help by calling an ambulance for him.

About 10 minutes after he stopped breathing.
No-one likes to see dead bodies lying in the street.

**Extremist** · 07-08-2009, 16:14

I'd take his mind off the pain of his heart, by hoofing him in the bollarks so hard that a new eye appeared in his face.

**jagman** · 07-08-2009, 16:15

Nope
For the crimes the cnut has commited he deserves to die on the street, I would rather it was dangling from a lampost but if heart attack is te best we can hope for it would do.

**maguire** · 07-08-2009, 16:16

Originally Posted by vampireuk

Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.

* coughs, looks sternly at vampireuk *

can we please refrain from using such bullying terms.

refer to him as a binocularly challenged porridge wog, thank you. :P