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    Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Would you help Gordon Brown if he had a heart attack in front of you in the street.

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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Yup.....I'd help by jumping up and down on his chest.
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Yes. I'd help him along. With my hand over his mouth.
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    I'd help by battering the paramedics that came to help the angel......
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.

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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    I'd be too busy filming his agonies as he died. Imagine what Sky News and the rest would pay for a film of Cyclops checking out.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I would however offer to phone for an ambulance; testing my acting skills as I didn't press the send button and conducted an urgent conversation with an imaginary operator.

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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    I'd help by calling an ambulance for him.

















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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    I'd take his mind off the pain of his heart, by hoofing him in the bollarks so hard that a new eye appeared in his face.
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Nope
    For the crimes the cnut has commited he deserves to die on the street, I would rather it was dangling from a lampost but if heart attack is te best we can hope for it would do.

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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Quote Originally Posted by vampireuk
    Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.
    * coughs, looks sternly at vampireuk *

    can we please refrain from using such bullying terms.

    refer to him as a binocularly challenged porridge wog, thank you. :P
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