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  1. 07-08-2009, 16:18 #11
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    You bunch of heartless b astards..........................

    You should be immediately phoning the rest of us to come and watch!

    Minimum you should be filming it
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Quote Originally Posted by maguire
    Quote Originally Posted by vampireuk
    Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.
    * coughs, looks sternly at vampireuk *

    can we please refrain from using such bullying terms.

    refer to him as a binocularly challenged porridge wog, thank you. :P
    All I know is that the 3D version of Ice Age 3 will be lost on the bugger.
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Quote Originally Posted by vampireuk
    All I know is that the 3D version of Ice Age 3 will be lost on the bugger.
    * spits drink all over monitor *

    :P
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Shite! I forgot about the new rules.

    Dear MoD investigator,

    It was vampireuk wot made me do it! :P
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  5. 07-08-2009, 16:31 #15
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    To his feet with a length of piano wire round his 'binocularly challenged porridge wog'© neck yes...
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Ahhh, but if he snuffs it dear Harriet would be in charge....
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Quote Originally Posted by milsum
    Ahhh, but if he snuffs it dear Harriet would be in charge....
    Briefly, until I could help her along to the next lampost.....
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    I'd piss on him while laughing my tits off.
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Quote Originally Posted by jagman
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    Ahhh, but if he snuffs it dear Harriet would be in charge....
    Briefly, until I could help her along to the next lampost.....
    And Mandy after that if you would be so kind.

    I can't believe he's running the country, who voted for that?!
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    Re: Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

    Quote Originally Posted by milsum
    Quote Originally Posted by jagman
    Quote Originally Posted by milsum
    Ahhh, but if he snuffs it dear Harriet would be in charge....
    Briefly, until I could help her along to the next lampost.....
    And Mandy after that if you would be so kind.

    I can't believe he's running the country, who voted for that?!

    Nobody voted for the other two f uckers so why would Mandy miss out

    No back to my happy place and one-eye dying :D
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