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03-08-2009, 16:11 #1Senior Member
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Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
It is with great sadness that I bring the sad news that Rachel, my Rachel, has gorn and dun it.
She got herself hitched, the silly girl...
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Rachel's gorn and dun itFuck it.
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03-08-2009, 16:14 #2Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
At least you've got her engagement ring to remember her by.
Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
It is with great sadness that I bring the sad news that Rachel, my Rachel, has gorn and dun it.
She got herself hitched, the silly girl... :( Posting drivel since May 2005
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03-08-2009, 16:14 #3Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
Dammit man pull yourself together and wait for the leaked sex tape(s) :D
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03-08-2009, 16:20 #4Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
She's got webbed feet, man!
That's positively Norfolkish.
Anyway, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
See what I did there? Webbed feet, fish in the sea.
Is that my coat? Why thank you. And there's a taxi waiting for me? How very kind.
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03-08-2009, 16:23 #5Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
She cooked a crap breakfast anyway BarkingSpider.
I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify
DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French
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03-08-2009, 16:30 #6Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
Was she born a man? She still looks a bit Tesco to me.
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03-08-2009, 16:31 #7Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
You got breakfast
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03-08-2009, 16:35 #8Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
All i got was crabs god damn it
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03-08-2009, 16:44 #9Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
You got breakfast? All I got was a badly packed kabab from the night before...... it had some weird mayo in it! Originally Posted by stacker1
If you can read this - Make me a sandwich!
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03-08-2009, 16:47 #10Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
Originally Posted by LordVonHarley
You got breakfast? All I got was a badly packed kabab from the night before...... it had some weird mayo in it! Originally Posted by stacker1
And I had to give her the taste of the back my hand to get it!!! Originally Posted by johnboyzzz
Shes no loss Barkingspider.I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify
DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French
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03-08-2009, 16:50 #11Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
Now this Rachel is more Fortnum and Mason...
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03-08-2009, 22:49 #12Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
Sorry. Call me picky, but I can't get the image out of my head of her sporting a full-on "Judith" in Enemy At The Gates. Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts
"If you ask me, this country could use a little less motivation. The people who are motivated are the ones causing all the trouble. Stock swindlers, serial killers, child molesters, Christian conservatives... these people are highly motivated." -George Carlin
"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt." -Malcolm Tucker
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03-08-2009, 22:52 #13Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
For old times' sake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu2K4...eature=related
"If you ask me, this country could use a little less motivation. The people who are motivated are the ones causing all the trouble. Stock swindlers, serial killers, child molesters, Christian conservatives... these people are highly motivated." -George Carlin
"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt." -Malcolm Tucker
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03-08-2009, 23:47 #14Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
I don't want to get that image out of my head at all. She looked rather good in that Red Army Peoples Militia uniform. Originally Posted by crabtastic
Sorry. Call me picky, but I can't get the image out of my head of her sporting a full-on "Judith" in Enemy At The Gates. Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts
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04-08-2009, 00:28 #15Senior Member
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Re: Oh, the horror! My Rachel's gone!
Damn how do i explain to my 5yo son that the love of his life has dumped him! And chears crabtastic, I'd forgotten about that one, think I'd better go and check....
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